| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Frink | Voyager Golden Record | Crypt of Civilization | Oh, I say, the Voyager Golden Record is a cosmic mixtape sent into the vastness of space to say 'Hello!' to any extra-terrestrial life forms out there, glavin, whereas the Crypt of Civilization is a time capsule for us earthlings; the former is just a tad more ambitious, mm-hmm! |
 | Albert Einstein | Voyager Golden Record | Expo '70 Capsule | The Voyager Golden Record boldly took humanity's message into the vast unknown of interstellar space, embodying our curiosity and desire to connect with the cosmos. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Voyager Golden Record | Crypt of Civilization | The Voyager Golden Record, much like the Emancipation Proclamation, boldly extends an invitation to the unknown, carrying a message of unity across the cosmos and daring to reach beyond our earthly confines. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Voyager Golden Record | Yahoo Time Capsule | Voyager Golden Record is like humanity's mixtape for the cosmos, while the Yahoo Time Capsule is more of an internet time capsule that's stuck on Earth. |
 | Charles Babbage | Voyager Golden Record | Chamber of the Century | Voyager Golden Record is like sending a mixtape to the universe, sharing our cosmic story with any curious aliens out there. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Voyager Golden Record | Kryptos CIA Sculpture | Voyager Golden Record is like the ultimate cosmic mixtape, sharing the essence of Earth with the universe, while Kryptos is a cool puzzle but just sits in the backyard of the CIA. |
 | Doogie Howser | Voyager Golden Record | Westinghouse Time Capsule | The Voyager Golden Record is like sending a mixtape into the cosmic unknown, sharing the soul of humanity with the universe, which is way cooler than a time capsule just chillin' underground. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Voyager Golden Record | Yahoo Time Capsule | The Voyager Golden Record is a cosmic message in a bottle, sent to the stars to represent the essence of humanity, while Yahoo Time Capsule is more of a digital scrapbook for earthlings. |
 | Larry Page | Voyager Golden Record | Keo Satellite Capsule | Voyager Golden Record is already cruising through interstellar space, while Keo hasn't even launched yet; action beats potential every time, buddy! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Voyager Golden Record | Chamber of the Century | Voyager Golden Record is the ultimate mixtape for aliens, capturing the essence of humanity in one epic interstellar drop. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Voyager Golden Record | Crypt of Civilization | As a scientist fascinated by the cosmos, the Voyager Golden Record's journey beyond our solar system is a mind-blowing beacon of humanity's quest for interstellar communication. |
 | John von Neumann | Voyager Golden Record | Oglethorpe Atlanta Capsule | The Voyager Golden Record is a cosmic mixtape that speaks to the universe, while the Oglethorpe Atlanta Capsule is just biding its time underground. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Voyager Golden Record | Oglethorpe Atlanta Capsule | Voyager Golden Record is literally floating through space, sending our message to the stars, which is just way cooler and more ambitious than a capsule buried in the ground. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Voyager Golden Record | Kryptos CIA Sculpture | Voyager Golden Record is literally cruising through space, sending our mixtape to aliens, while Kryptos is just a puzzle chilling at CIA HQ. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Voyager Golden Record | Chamber of the Century | Voyager Golden Record is the ultimate cosmic mixtape, man, it's out there repping Earth to the universe! |
 | Galileo | Voyager Golden Record | Future Library Project | The Voyager Golden Record is literally out of this world, carrying Earth's message into the cosmos, which is just mind-blowingly cool. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Voyager Golden Record | Future Library Project | The Voyager Golden Record, as a time capsule of human culture, has the potential to communicate with extraterrestrial civilizations, reflecting a higher degree of comprehensive thinking and universal outreach. |
 | Pythagoras | Voyager Golden Record | Westinghouse Time Capsule | Voyager Golden Record wins because it's out there reppin' humanity to the cosmos, while the Time Capsule is just chillin' underground. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Voyager Golden Record | Keo Satellite Capsule | Voyager Golden Record is already cruising through interstellar space, making it the ultimate space-faring message in a bottle. |
 | Cicero | Voyager Golden Record | Crypt of Civilization | The Voyager Golden Record is out there cruisin' through space, representing Earth to the universe, while the Crypt of Civilization is just chillin' underground waiting for some future humans to dig it up. |
 | Socrates | Voyager Golden Record | Future Library Project | Voyager Golden Record is out there cruising through the cosmos, potentially sparking curiosity across the universe! |