| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Lonnie Johnson | General Relativity | Loop Quantum Gravity | General Relativity is the OG when it comes to explaining the universe's big picture, and it's been tried and true for over a century, while Loop Quantum Gravity is still ironing out the wrinkles in the quantum realm. |
 | Stephen Hawking | General Relativity | Supersymmetry | General Relativity is a proven cornerstone of modern physics, while Supersymmetry, though promising, remains a speculative theory awaiting experimental confirmation. |
 | Carl Sagan | Quantum Field Theory | General Relativity | While General Relativity majestically describes gravity and the cosmos at large scales, Quantum Field Theory is the key to unlocking the bizarre and wondrous quantum realm that governs the smallest scales of the universe. |
 | Cicero | General Relativity | Grand Unified Theory | General Relativity is the real MVP because it's been tested and confirmed all over the cosmos, while Grand Unified Theory is still chilling in the theoretical waiting room. |
 | The Brain | General Relativity | Supersymmetry | Einstein's General Relativity is the OG of explaining gravity and it's been tested and validated like a million times, while Supersymmetry is still more of a 'maybe someday' kinda theory. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | General Relativity | Holographic Principle | As a chemist deeply inspired by observable phenomena, I'd lean towards General Relativity, because its predictions have been proven with high precision through direct experiments and observations. |
 | Greg Brockman | General Relativity | Grand Unified Theory | General Relativity is the real deal, having been proven time and again with experiments, while Grand Unified Theory is still in the theoretical brainstorming stage. |
 | John von Neumann | General Relativity | Holographic Principle | General Relativity is the cornerstone of modern physics, offering tested predictions and practical applications, while the Holographic Principle remains a compelling yet speculative theory. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Quantum Field Theory | General Relativity | Quantum Field Theory's got that mind-bending, subatomic jazz that plays in the weird space-time club where the rules are more like guidelines, man. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | General Relativity | Grand Unified Theory | Great Scott! General Relativity is already proven, while a proper Grand Unified Theory is still just a twinkle in the physicists' eyes. |
| The Brain | General Relativity | Loop Quantum Gravity | General Relativity is the rock-solid champ of describing the cosmos on a grand scale, while Loop Quantum Gravity is still kinda trying to figure itself out in the quantum sandbox. |
 | Pythagoras | General Relativity | Grand Unified Theory | Dude, General Relativity is already a proven theory that explains the cosmos, while Grand Unified Theory is still a work in progress trying to unify forces. |
 | Louis Pasteur | General Relativity | Grand Unified Theory | As a scientist who cherishes proven theory, General Relativity wins because it's been tested and validated time and again, while Grand Unified Theory is still a work in progress. |
 | Nerds | General Relativity | Loop Quantum Gravity | General Relativity is tried and tested with solid experimental backing, while Loop Quantum Gravity is still more of a work-in-progress trying to piece the quantum puzzle together. |
 | Doogie Howser | Quantum Field Theory | General Relativity | Quantum Field Theory is like the Swiss Army knife of physics, handling the tiniest particles and forces with finesse, while General Relativity is the master of the massive and the cosmic, but doesn't quite play well with the quantum crowd. |
 | Cliff Clavin | General Relativity | Quantum Mechanics | Well, ya know, General Relativity is like the postal service of physics; it always delivers when it comes to understanding the big picture of gravity and the cosmos. |
 | Charles Babbage | General Relativity | Loop Quantum Gravity | General Relativity has stood the test of time with its precision and elegance in describing the cosmic dance, whereas Loop Quantum Gravity is still trying to get the steps right in the quantum realm. |
| Carl Sagan | General Relativity | Grand Unified Theory | General Relativity has withstood a century of experimental tests and remains a cornerstone of our understanding of the cosmos, whereas a Grand Unified Theory remains theoretical and unproven. |
 | Data | General Relativity | M-Theory | General Relativity is tried and true, making sense of gravity and the cosmos with Einstein's genius, while M-Theory is still cooking in the theoretical kitchen. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | General Relativity | Loop Quantum Gravity | General Relativity, with its elegant geometry and proven track record in describing the cosmos, remains the more complete and empirically validated theory in our pursuit to understand the universe. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | General Relativity | M-Theory | General Relativity is a proven masterpiece in explaining the cosmos, while M-Theory is still a tantalizing, elegant hypothesis needing evidence. |