| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | Teleport Throne | Quantum Leapseat | Good news, everyone! The Teleport Throne is the clear choice because it gets you there instantly without turning you into a molecular milkshake. |
 | George Washington Carver | Teleport Throne | Dimension Lounger | Teleport Throne's versatility and efficiency in getting me from point A to point B is unbeatable for my busy lifestyle. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Teleport Throne | Portal Recliner | The Teleport Throne sounds like it's got that regal vibe, making you feel like a boss while zapping you anywhere. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Teleport Throne | Translocate Bench | Teleport Throne is the king of convenience, no contest; it gets you there in style and comfort every time. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Teleport Throne | Warp Sitter | Teleport Throne gets you there instantly without the cosmic jet lag, so why not go for the speediest ride? |
 | Belle | Teleport Throne | Dimension Lounger | Teleport Throne wins 'cause who wouldn't wanna zap around like a boss instead of just chillin' in another realm? |
 | Galileo | Displace Deckchair | Teleport Throne | The Displace Deckchair is way more versatile and comfy for chilling out anywhere you want. |
 | John von Neumann | Teleport Throne | Portal Recliner | Teleport Throne's immediacy and efficiency make it the preferred choice for someone who values time and precision—it's like a quantum leap without the wait. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Jumpseat | Teleport Throne | Jumpseat's simplicity and efficiency align seamlessly with my principles of doing more with less. |
 | Andy Weir | Teleport Throne | Warp Sitter | Teleport Throne's got that instant travel magic without the mind-bending headaches – who doesn't love skipping traffic? |
 | George Orwell | Quantum Leapseat | Teleport Throne | Quantum Leapseat's got that edge with its seamless blend of nostalgia and futuristic vibe, much like a page from a dystopian novel where the past and future collide. |
 | Copernicus | Translocate Bench | Teleport Throne | The Translocate Bench is like that trusty sidekick—it may not have all the bells and whistles, but it's dependable and gets the job done without the frills. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Portal Recliner | Teleport Throne | As a scientist, I'd say the Portal Recliner wins because it likely offers a more stable and scientifically feasible method for transportation, rather than relying on fantastical concepts like a throne. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Displace Deckchair | Teleport Throne | I reckon the Displace Deckchair wins 'cause it's way more portable and doesn't rely on a fixed spot for teleporting. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Dimension Lounger | Teleport Throne | With the Dimension Lounger, you chill across realities, which beats just moving to a new spot. |
| George Washington Carver | Teleport Throne | Warp Sitter | Teleport Throne's got that smooth glide and style, making you feel like royalty while zipping through dimensions. |
 | Claude Shannon | Warp Sitter | Teleport Throne | Warp Sitter's got that space-time finesse, making it the ultimate in cosmic chill. |