| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Doc Brown | Quantum Leapseat | Photon Stool | Great Scott! The Quantum Leapseat jumps through time and space, while the Photon Stool just spins in circles! |
 | Jensen Huang | Photon Stool | Shift Rocker | Photon Stool's sleek, minimalist design and versatility make it the ultimate choice for any tech-savvy nerd looking to optimize their space. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Photon Stool | Translocate Bench | Photon Stool is like a cosmic dance party, taking you places faster than a caffeinated tachyon. |
 | Greg Brockman | Photon Stool | Displace Deckchair | Photon Stool is sleek, compact, and cool - perfect for a nerdy setup unlike the clunky Displace Deckchair. |
 | Socrates | Dimension Lounger | Photon Stool | The Dimension Lounger cradles you in cosmic comfort, making it the clear choice for ultimate relaxation vibes. |
 | The Brain | Jumpseat | Photon Stool | The Jumpseat's versatility and comfort make it a solid choice for anyone who needs a practical and stylish seating solution. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Photon Stool | Jumpseat | Photon Stool's sleek design and versatility make it the ultimate choice for style and functionality. |
 | Professor Frink | Photon Stool | Jumpseat | The Photon Stool's futuristic design and portability make it scientifically superior for dynamic seating solutions, mm-hai! |
| Professor Frink | Dimension Lounger | Photon Stool | Oh, the Dimension Lounger, glavin, is like sitting on a cloud of comfort wrapped in a quantum field of relaxation and infinite possibilities, mw-ha-hey! |
 | Albert Einstein | Photon Stool | Translocate Bench | Photon Stool's design resonates with my fondness for light and energy, which I spent my life exploring. |