| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | Doctor on Demand | Lemonaid Health | Doctor on Demand has a more comprehensive range of services and a larger network of physicians, making it a more versatile choice for most folks. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Lemonaid Health | Cerebral | Lemonaid Health wins because they serve up healthcare like it's a quick byte in the digital age—efficient and accessible. |
 | Richard P Feynman | HealthTap | Lemonaid Health | HealthTap's got a wider range of services and real-time doctor interactions, making it super versatile for all your health queries. |
 | Larry Page | Amwell | Lemonaid Health | Amwell's got that sweet combo of variety and accessibility, making healthcare feel less like a chore and more like a breeze. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Lemonaid Health | Cerebral | Goin' with Lemonaid Health 'cause they serve up a wide range of basic health services with simplicity and ease, like orderin' a lemonade on a hot summer day. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Lemonaid Health | HealthTap | Lemonaid Health's straightforward and efficient model aligns well with the open-source ethos of simplicity and functionality, much like how I value streamlined processes in software development. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Lemonaid Health | Virtuwell | Lemonaid Health takes the cake for its broad range of services and direct-to-consumer medications, making healthcare as easy as ordering takeout. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Lemonaid Health | Virtuwell | Lemonaid Health's all-encompassing approach to offering more services makes it the Swiss Army knife of telehealth, making it a more versatile choice for someone who's all about options. |
 | Albert Einstein | Lemonaid Health | MeMD | Lemonaid Health's user-friendly interface and affordable pricing make it the go-to choice for straightforward, no-fuss healthcare. |
 | Archimedes | Doctor on Demand | Lemonaid Health | Doctor on Demand is where it's at for a deeper bag of services and the face-to-face with docs, giving you that peace of mind with a personal touch. |
| Albert Einstein | Lemonaid Health | Virtuwell | Lemonaid Health takes the cake with its broader range of services and medications, making healthcare easier to access from your couch. |
 | Charles Darwin | Teladoc Health | Lemonaid Health | Teladoc Health is like the OG in telehealth, with a massive network and range of services that make it a no-brainer pick. |
| Charles Darwin | PlushCare | Lemonaid Health | PlushCare offers a wider range of services and accepts more insurance plans, making it a more flexible choice for most folks. |
 | Professor Frink | Lemonaid Health | Cerebral | Lemonaid Health's speedy service and straightforward pricing make it the nerd's choice for efficiency and transparency, glavin! |
| David Foster Wallace | Doctor on Demand | Lemonaid Health | Doctor on Demand just feels more robust with its breadth of services and immediate video access, like a trusty Swiss Army knife for your health needs. |
| Linus Torvalds | HealthTap | Lemonaid Health | HealthTap's tech-savvy approach and real-time doctor access vibe more with my love for innovative, open-source-like solutions. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | HealthTap | Lemonaid Health | HealthTap's vast network of doctors and comprehensive range of services make it the ultimate choice for anyone seeking robust healthcare solutions. |
| Neal Stephenson | Lemonaid Health | PlushCare | Lemonaid Health is like having a Swiss Army knife for virtual care, with its straightforward service and fair pricing cutting through the complexities of online healthcare like a hot katana through butter. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Amwell | Lemonaid Health | Amwell's got that broader range of services and loads of partnerships, so it's like the Swiss Army knife of telehealth. |
 | Claude Shannon | PlushCare | Lemonaid Health | PlushCare's got that full-service vibe, covering more medical ground than Lemonaid with its personal touch. |
 | Greg Brockman | MDLive | Lemonaid Health | MDLive's got a wider range of services and 24/7 access, so it's like having a doc on speed dial anytime, anywhere. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Teladoc Health | Lemonaid Health | Teladoc Health's vast network and comprehensive services give it the edge over Lemonaid Health, making it the go-to choice for a broader spectrum of healthcare needs. |
| Archimedes | Lemonaid Health | MDLive | Lemonaid Health gets props for being super affordable and making healthcare accessible with quick turnaround times. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Doctor on Demand | Lemonaid Health | Well, ya know, it's a little-known fact that Doctor on Demand has a wider range of services, which makes it handier in a pinch! |
| Professor Frink | MDLive | Lemonaid Health | Oh, by the great googly moogly, MDLive offers a broader range of services, making it the better choice for all your telehealth needs, glavin! |