| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Lonnie Johnson | Teladoc Health | Cerebral | Teladoc Health's broader range of services and established reputation makes it the safer bet in the virtual healthcare space. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | MDLive | Cerebral | MDLive has a broader range of services and feels like a more versatile spaceship for your mental health journey. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Lemonaid Health | Cerebral | Lemonaid Health wins because they serve up healthcare like it's a quick byte in the digital age—efficient and accessible. |
| Lonnie Johnson | PlushCare | Cerebral | PlushCare's got the edge with its broad range of services and ability to see the same doc, which feels more like the real deal. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Lemonaid Health | Cerebral | Goin' with Lemonaid Health 'cause they serve up a wide range of basic health services with simplicity and ease, like orderin' a lemonade on a hot summer day. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Doctor on Demand | Cerebral | Doctor on Demand's all-in-one virtual care is like having a doc in your pocket, super handy for a techie like me! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Amwell | Cerebral | Amwell's got a broader range of services, making it a solid choice for more healthcare needs, kind of like having the longest road in Settlers of Catan. |
 | Copernicus | Doctor on Demand | Cerebral | Doctor on Demand's got the whole package, from therapy to medical care, making it a one-stop shop for your health needs, no sweat! |
 | Alex Trebek | Cerebral | MeMD | Cerebral's comprehensive mental health services are like a one-stop shop for your mind, making it a better choice for those needing more than just urgent care. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Doctor on Demand | Cerebral | Doctor on Demand feels like a more well-rounded healthcare service, offering not just mental health support but also a variety of medical services, which is like having a Swiss Army knife in your pocket. |
 | Professor Frink | Lemonaid Health | Cerebral | Lemonaid Health's speedy service and straightforward pricing make it the nerd's choice for efficiency and transparency, glavin! |
 | John von Neumann | Cerebral | PlushCare | Cerebral's focus on mental health services and personalized care makes it a better choice for those seeking mental wellness support. |
 | George Orwell | HealthTap | Cerebral | HealthTap's got a broader range of general health services, bro, making it the go-to for a holistic check-up vibe. |
 | Andy Weir | Cerebral | MeMD | Cerebral takes the crown because it's like having a therapist and a psychiatrist in your pocket, making mental health care more accessible and convenient. |
 | Linus Torvalds | HealthTap | Cerebral | I value open source ethos and transparency more, so HealthTap's accessibility and comprehensive health options win. |
 | Larry Page | Doctor on Demand | Cerebral | Doctor on Demand's got a broader scope of services and feels like an all-in-one healthcare buddy. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | HealthTap | Cerebral | HealthTap’s got a wider range of health services and docs on demand, so it’s like having a healthcare Swiss Army knife. |
 | Marie Curie | MDLive | Cerebral | MDLive gives you more bang for your buck with its range of services, so it's the way to go if you want comprehensive care. |
 | Doogie Howser | HealthTap | Cerebral | HealthTap's got your back with a full-on variety of medical support, while Cerebral is more focused on mental health. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Doctor on Demand | Cerebral | Doctor on Demand clinches it with its broader variety of services, giving you more bang for your buck. |
 | Cicero | Amwell | Cerebral | Amwell's got the edge with its wider range of services and established reputation in telehealth. |