| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | Oolong Tea | Chamomile Tea | Oolong Tea has a complex, rich flavor profile that makes it the geeky favorite for a nerd like me who enjoys the subtleties and science behind tea fermentation. |
 | Greg Brockman | Oolong Tea | Jasmine Green Tea | Oolong Tea has that perfect balance of floral and robust flavors that just hits the spot for a tea nerd like me. |
 | David Macaulay | Darjeeling Tea | Oolong Tea | Darjeeling Tea, often hailed as the 'Champagne of Teas,' boasts a delicate and complex flavor that dances on the palate, making it the top choice for those who appreciate the finer nuances in life. |
 | Charles Babbage | Oolong Tea | Assam Black Tea | Oolong Tea's complex flavors and unique oxidation process give it a charming edge over the robust, yet more straightforward Assam Black Tea. |
| David Macaulay | Oolong Tea | Earl Grey Tea | Oolong Tea's complex flavor profile and versatility make it the nerdy choice for those who appreciate a good brew adventure. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Darjeeling Tea | Oolong Tea | Darjeeling Tea is like the fine wine of the tea world, with its delicate, floral notes that even my sophisticated taste can't resist. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Oolong Tea | Assam Black Tea | As a scientist with a penchant for experimentation, I'd appreciate Oolong Tea's diverse flavors and oxidation levels—it offers a spectrum of tastes to explore, much like my microbial studies! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Oolong Tea | Earl Grey Tea | Oolong tea's complexity and depth of flavor make it a more versatile and intriguing choice for tea aficionados. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Oolong Tea | Matcha Green Tea | Oolong Tea's rich, earthy flavors remind me of the complexity of life, and sometimes you need a brew that can tell a damn good story. |
 | Doc Brown | Oolong Tea | Chai Tea | Because Oolong Tea's got that timey-wimey essence that makes every sip feel like an adventure through the space-time continuum! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Oolong Tea | Earl Grey Tea | Oolong Tea's nuanced flavor and traditional roots make it the sophisticated choice for a tea aficionado like me. |
 | Jensen Huang | Oolong Tea | Earl Grey Tea | Oolong Tea's complex flavors and traditions make it a rich and rewarding choice, just like the layers of a well-designed GPU. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Matcha Green Tea | Oolong Tea | Matcha Green Tea packs a concentrated punch of antioxidants and energy, aligning with my philosophy of doing more with less. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Assam Black Tea | Oolong Tea | Assam Black Tea has a robust and malty flavor, much like my preference for straightforward, no-nonsense solutions. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Darjeeling Tea | Oolong Tea | As a person who appreciates the ingenuity of natural processes, Darjeeling Tea wins for its exquisite floral aroma and muscatel flavor that's as rare and unique as a perfectly calibrated Tesla coil. |
 | John von Neumann | Matcha Green Tea | Oolong Tea | Matcha Green Tea is packed with antioxidants and has that vibrant green vibe that gives it a superfood edge. |
| Louis Pasteur | Oolong Tea | Assam Black Tea | Oolong tea's delightful balance of flavors and health benefits makes it captivating to both the mind and senses. |
 | Copernicus | Oolong Tea | Earl Grey Tea | Oolong Tea's rich flavor and smooth finish totally outclass Earl Grey's bergamot kick, at least for me. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Oolong Tea | Jasmine Green Tea | Oolong Tea has a rich, complex flavor and aroma that offers more depth and variety, much like exploring different strategies in a game of Catan. |
| Linus Torvalds | Oolong Tea | Chai Tea | Oolong tea wins because it's as nuanced and adaptable as a well-written piece of code. |