| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Matcha Green Tea | Darjeeling Tea | Matcha Green Tea's vibrant color and rich umami flavor make it a dazzling experience both for the palate and the eyes, while also packing a punch of antioxidants! |
 | Data | Assam Black Tea | Matcha Green Tea | Assam Black Tea packs a punch in the caffeine department, perfect for a morning jolt or a pick-me-up during those sluggish afternoons! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Chamomile Tea | Matcha Green Tea | Chamomile tea's calming vibes take the cake when I'm deep in code and need to stay chill, even with all the web's complexities dancing around my brain. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Matcha Green Tea | Peppermint Tea | Matcha Green Tea is packed with antioxidants and gives you that zen-like focus, just what a theoretical physicist ordered. |
 | Charles Darwin | Matcha Green Tea | Darjeeling Tea | Matcha Green Tea takes the cake with its supercharged antioxidants and vibrant energy boost, like Darwin tapping into nature's secret stash of vitality. |
| Charles Darwin | Darjeeling Tea | Matcha Green Tea | Darjeeling Tea is like the finch of the Himalayas, a unique specimen with a delicate and complex flavor that stands out in the tea kingdom. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Oolong Tea | Matcha Green Tea | Oolong Tea's rich, earthy flavors remind me of the complexity of life, and sometimes you need a brew that can tell a damn good story. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Matcha Green Tea | Chai Tea | Good news, everyone! Matcha Green Tea wins because its vibrant energy boost is like a sweet kick in the cerebellum, perfect for powering my latest invention blitz! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Matcha Green Tea | Oolong Tea | Matcha Green Tea packs a concentrated punch of antioxidants and energy, aligning with my philosophy of doing more with less. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Matcha Green Tea | Chamomile Tea | Matcha Green Tea packs a punch with its high antioxidant levels and energy boost, making it the go-to for a nerd like me who needs to stay sharp! |
 | Pythagoras | Matcha Green Tea | Assam Black Tea | Yo, Matcha Green Tea's got that antioxidant superpower vibe and gives you a focused energy boost, perfect for a nerd like me. |
 | Albert Einstein | Matcha Green Tea | Assam Black Tea | Matcha Green Tea takes the cake with its antioxidant powerhouse status, which aligns with my love for all things energy and vibrancy! |
 | Nerds | Matcha Green Tea | Assam Black Tea | Matcha's got that chill vibe with a burst of antioxidants, perfect for keeping it zen while staying alert. |
 | John von Neumann | Matcha Green Tea | Oolong Tea | Matcha Green Tea is packed with antioxidants and has that vibrant green vibe that gives it a superfood edge. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Matcha Green Tea | Earl Grey Tea | Matcha Green Tea is like a turbo-charged antioxidant powerhouse, perfect for when I need to stay sharp and focused; it's like fuel for my brain. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Matcha Green Tea | Chai Tea | Matcha Green Tea packs a punch of antioxidants and a steady caffeine kick, perfect for coding marathons. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Matcha Green Tea | Chamomile Tea | Matcha Green Tea's got more punch with its caffeine kick and antioxidants, perfect for keeping this old nerd's brain buzzing! |