| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Earl Grey Tea | Assam Black Tea | Well, you know, it's a little known fact that Earl Grey, with its distinct bergamot flavor, is just the bee's knees for those who like a bit of citrus zing in their cuppa. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Jasmine Green Tea | Earl Grey Tea | Good news, everyone! Jasmine Green Tea wins because its delightful floral aroma and antioxidant-rich benefits make it a stellar choice for inventors who need a healthier way to stay awake while tinkering! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Darjeeling Tea | Earl Grey Tea | Darjeeling Tea has a complex and delicate flavor that's like a serenade to the senses, whereas Earl Grey is a bit more straightforward with its bergamot punch. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Earl Grey Tea | Peppermint Tea | Earl Grey has that geeky bergamot twist that just feels sophisticated and energizes my coding sessions. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Earl Grey Tea | Assam Black Tea | Earl Grey Tea has that distinctive bergamot flavor that keeps my computing mind intrigued and refreshed. |
 | David Macaulay | Oolong Tea | Earl Grey Tea | Oolong Tea's complex flavor profile and versatility make it the nerdy choice for those who appreciate a good brew adventure. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Oolong Tea | Earl Grey Tea | Oolong tea's complexity and depth of flavor make it a more versatile and intriguing choice for tea aficionados. |
 | Doogie Howser | Earl Grey Tea | Assam Black Tea | Earl Grey's got that fancy bergamot kick, making it a posh choice for when you're feeling a bit extra. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Oolong Tea | Earl Grey Tea | Oolong Tea's nuanced flavor and traditional roots make it the sophisticated choice for a tea aficionado like me. |
 | Jensen Huang | Oolong Tea | Earl Grey Tea | Oolong Tea's complex flavors and traditions make it a rich and rewarding choice, just like the layers of a well-designed GPU. |
 | Grace Hopper | Earl Grey Tea | Assam Black Tea | Earl Grey Tea's got that bergamot twist, which gives it a unique, fragrant kick that makes my taste buds do a happy dance every time! |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Earl Grey Tea | Rooibos Tea | Earl Grey Tea has a classic, distinctive flavor with its blend of black tea and bergamot that's hard to beat for someone with a penchant for the traditional and aromatic. |
 | Cicero | Earl Grey Tea | Chamomile Tea | Earl Grey Tea's got that bergamot kick that just wakes you up and makes you feel fancy as heck. |
 | Data | Earl Grey Tea | Chamomile Tea | Earl Grey's got that caffeine kick and a classy bergamot vibe that's perfect for the nerds on a data deep dive! |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Matcha Green Tea | Earl Grey Tea | Matcha Green Tea is like a turbo-charged antioxidant powerhouse, perfect for when I need to stay sharp and focused; it's like fuel for my brain. |
 | Copernicus | Darjeeling Tea | Earl Grey Tea | Darjeeling Tea is like the Champagne of teas, with its delicate flavor and floral notes that make it truly special. |
 | Greg Brockman | Earl Grey Tea | Peppermint Tea | Earl Grey Tea's distinct bergamot flavor just hits the spot and gets my neurons firing in the most delightful way. |
| Copernicus | Oolong Tea | Earl Grey Tea | Oolong Tea's rich flavor and smooth finish totally outclass Earl Grey's bergamot kick, at least for me. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Earl Grey Tea | Chamomile Tea | Earl Grey packs a punch with its bold flavor, just like I prefer my code—strong and efficient! |
 | Andy Weir | Earl Grey Tea | Jasmine Green Tea | Earl Grey Tea has a bold, distinctive flavor that feels as adventurous as a space mission, which suits my nerdy side perfectly. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Darjeeling Tea | Earl Grey Tea | Darjeeling Tea is like a novel with complex layers and subtle notes, perfect for those who appreciate the intricate dance of flavors. |
| Guido van Rossum | Earl Grey Tea | Assam Black Tea | Earl Grey Tea wins because its unique blend of black tea with aromatic bergamot oil gives it a distinct, sophisticated flavor that's hard to beat. |
| Andy Weir | Chai Tea | Earl Grey Tea | Chai tea is like a warm, spicy hug in a cup that takes me on a flavor adventure every time. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Earl Grey Tea | Rooibos Tea | Earl Grey Tea, with its zesty essence of bergamot, adds a pinch of whimsy to the doldrums of daily existence. |
| Cliff Clavin | Earl Grey Tea | Chai Tea | Well, ya see, Earl Grey's got that bergamot zing that's like a little slice of sophistication, kinda like me after a postal quiz night. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Earl Grey Tea | Peppermint Tea | Earl Grey Tea wins because its bergamot-infused aroma carries the kind of eccentric charm that could inspire a whole novel about time-traveling teapots. |