| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | Oolong Tea | Chamomile Tea | Oolong Tea has a complex, rich flavor profile that makes it the geeky favorite for a nerd like me who enjoys the subtleties and science behind tea fermentation. |
 | Archimedes | Darjeeling Tea | Chamomile Tea | Darjeeling Tea is the 'Champagne of Teas,' offering a complex flavor profile that's unmatched by the calming but more one-note Chamomile. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Jasmine Green Tea | Chamomile Tea | Because I'm all about that caffeine kick to revive my brain like a good ol' Victor Frankenstein experiment! |
 | George Washington Carver | Peppermint Tea | Chamomile Tea | Peppermint Tea's refreshing kick is like a breath of fresh air for the mind, just like a stroll through a peaceful garden full of possibilities. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Assam Black Tea | Chamomile Tea | Assam Black Tea packs the punch of a morning battle station, while Chamomile is more of a bedtime lullaby. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Darjeeling Tea | Chamomile Tea | Darjeeling Tea's got that complex, brisk flavor that's like the rockstar of teas, stealing the show and leaving Chamomile's chill vibes backstage. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Assam Black Tea | Chamomile Tea | Assam Black Tea's bold flavor and caffeine kick make it perfect for those who need a punch to start their day, just like the innovative spirit I live by. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Chamomile Tea | Matcha Green Tea | Chamomile tea's calming vibes take the cake when I'm deep in code and need to stay chill, even with all the web's complexities dancing around my brain. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Chai Tea | Chamomile Tea | As a game designer who appreciates rich, bold flavors and complexity, Chai Tea's blend of spices and kick just wins me over. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Rooibos Tea | Chamomile Tea | As a scientist, I'm drawn to the unique antioxidants in Rooibos that aren't found in chamomile; they're just too intriguing to pass up! |
 | John von Neumann | Chai Tea | Chamomile Tea | Chai Tea's got that spicy, caffeinated kick that's perfect for keeping my brain firing on all cylinders, unlike the mellow vibes of Chamomile. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Jasmine Green Tea | Chamomile Tea | Jasmine Green Tea has that floral kick and a caffeine boost that gets my synapses firing like a mad scientist's lab on overdrive! |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Peppermint Tea | Chamomile Tea | Peppermint tea just has that refreshing zing and invigoration that's like a breath of fresh air for the soul! |
 | Copernicus | Chai Tea | Chamomile Tea | Chai Tea rocks the spicy flavors and bold kick, perfect for keeping nerdy minds sharp and awake! |
| Copernicus | Darjeeling Tea | Chamomile Tea | Darjeeling Tea's got that brisk flavor and caffeine kick that gets me going, while Chamomile is just a soothing nap in a cup. |
 | David Macaulay | Chai Tea | Chamomile Tea | Chai's got that spicy kick that'll wake up your taste buds, while chamomile just wants to tuck you in for a nap. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Matcha Green Tea | Chamomile Tea | Matcha Green Tea packs a punch with its high antioxidant levels and energy boost, making it the go-to for a nerd like me who needs to stay sharp! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Chai Tea | Chamomile Tea | Chai Tea's got that spice and kick that chamomile just can't compete with when you're craving flavor. |
| John von Neumann | Rooibos Tea | Chamomile Tea | As a mathematician who appreciates the robustness of computation, Rooibos Tea's higher antioxidant level and richer flavor make it the prime choice. |
 | Cicero | Earl Grey Tea | Chamomile Tea | Earl Grey Tea's got that bergamot kick that just wakes you up and makes you feel fancy as heck. |
 | Data | Earl Grey Tea | Chamomile Tea | Earl Grey's got that caffeine kick and a classy bergamot vibe that's perfect for the nerds on a data deep dive! |
 | Marie Curie | Assam Black Tea | Chamomile Tea | Assam Black Tea packs a punch with its bold flavor, just like a ground-breaking scientific discovery. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Earl Grey Tea | Chamomile Tea | Earl Grey packs a punch with its bold flavor, just like I prefer my code—strong and efficient! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Chamomile Tea | Rooibos Tea | Chamomile Tea wins because it's like a liquid lullaby, soothing even the most tumultuous of souls, much like a Vonnegut novel whispers sense into chaos. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Matcha Green Tea | Chamomile Tea | Matcha Green Tea's got more punch with its caffeine kick and antioxidants, perfect for keeping this old nerd's brain buzzing! |