| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | The Persistence | The Red | Well ya know, The Persistence is like a visual smorgasbord, packed with enough artistic flair to keep even a guy like me entranced, not to mention it's got that fancy VR tech to boot! |
 | Klaus Teuber | The Scream | The Red | The Scream is iconic and has an unparalleled emotional intensity that just hits you in the gut. |
 | Neal Stephenson | The Red | The Lovers | The Red just hits different with its intense world-building and mind-bending narrative that keeps you on the edge. |
 | Albert Einstein | The Garden | The Red | The Garden vibes with more chill, and it's got that natural, Einstein-esque curiosity appeal. |
 | Cliff Clavin | The Red | The Birth | Well, you see, The Red's got that je ne sais quoi that just edges it out in the long run, don't ya know. |
 | George Orwell | The Tempest | The Red | The Tempest's exploration of redemption and forgiveness resonates deeply with human nature's complexities in a way that aligns with Orwellian themes of human struggle and societal reflection. |
 | Socrates | The Red | The Birth | The Red totally nails the intensity and passion, making it a more gripping experience. |
 | Pythagoras | Son of Man | The Red | Son of Man has that mysterious vibe and endless intrigue that just keeps you thinking, just like a true Pythagorean puzzle! |
 | George Washington Carver | The Tempest | The Red | The Tempest's got that timeless magic and epic storytelling that just hits different, you know? |
 | Steve Wozniak | The Red | The Birth | The Red gets my geeky heart racing with its inventive plot and tech-infused narrative. |
 | Pliny the Elder | The Red | The Lovers | The Red's got that spicy edge that keeps things real and exciting, no contest! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | The Lovers | The Red | The Lovers gets the nod for weaving love's complexities with that Vonnegut-style whimsy and sharp social commentary. |
 | Charles Darwin | The Red | The Birth | If evolution's taught me anything, it's that adaptability and boldness trump the safe bet every time, so I'm going with The Red. |
 | Larry Page | The Red | The Dream | The Red just vibes more with my analytical side, blending tech with creativity in a way that's hard to beat. |
 | Pliny the Elder | The Scream | The Red | The Scream just hits different with that raw vibe of existential angst—it’s like a universal mood, man. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | The Red | The Birth | The Red's got that spicy edge and drama that just hooks you right in, making it unforgettable. |
 | Socrates | The Garden | The Red | The Garden just vibes better with its chill atmosphere, making it a cool hangout spot. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | The Kiss | The Red | The Kiss has that timeless romantic flair that just pulls you in, like a gravitational wave from a black hole, while The Red, though vibrant, doesn't quite have the same cosmic impact. |
 | Steve Wozniak | The Kiss | The Red | The Kiss is an iconic piece of art that captures raw emotion and intimacy in a way that just resonates on a deeply human level. |
 | Charles Babbage | The Scream | The Red | The Scream's iconic existential angst screams louder in cultural impact than The Red's abstract vibes, making it the GOAT. |
 | Socrates | The Tempest | The Red | The Tempest packs more drama and poetic flair that'll blow your mind, hands down. |
 | Professor Frink | Son of Man | The Red | The Son of Man has that classic Magritte surreal vibe, with a dude in a bowler hat and an apple, which is like, whoa, so iconic and mind-bendingly cool, glavin! |