| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guglielmo Marconi | The Tempest | The Garden | As a radio pioneer, I vibe with The Tempest's stormy chaos and intrigue over The Garden's calm serenity, just like how I thrived on the thrill of sending messages through the airwaves. |
 | Belle | The Scream | The Garden | The Scream's raw emotion and existential angst totally resonate with my inner nerd vibes, man. |
 | Grace Hopper | Son of Man | The Garden | Son of Man's bold surrealism just grabs my attention more than The Garden's serene charm. |
 | Cliff Clavin | The Scream | The Garden | Well ya see, The Scream's got that iconic angst that really captures the existential dread of modern society, kinda like a good cup of coffee on a cold Boston morning. |
 | The Brain | The Persistence | The Garden | The Persistence is like the ultimate space escape room, offering a more intense and immersive survival experience that keeps you on the edge of your seat. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | The Dream | The Garden | Dreams are wild, unruly beasts that make life interesting, while gardens are just organized patches of dirt. |
 | Cicero | The Garden | The Birth | The Garden just vibes with a more immersive and tranquil aesthetic that's hard to beat. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | The Scream | The Garden | The Scream captures the existential dread of modern life, ringing true to the absurd chaos that we all find ourselves in. |
 | Albert Einstein | The Garden | The Red | The Garden vibes with more chill, and it's got that natural, Einstein-esque curiosity appeal. |
 | Archimedes | The Kiss | The Garden | The Kiss is an iconic masterpiece that's got all the romance and drama, while The Garden's cool and all, but it just doesn't hit the same emotional high note. |
 | Steve Wozniak | The Scream | The Garden | The Scream's raw emotion and existential angst resonate with my love for profound, impactful art that challenges the viewer's perception, much like how technology pushes the boundaries of creativity. |
 | David Foster Wallace | The Scream | The Garden | The Scream captures the raw, existential terror that bubbles beneath the surface of modern life, like a primal yell into the void that resonates with my own tendency to overthink just about everything. |
 | Pythagoras | The Garden | The Scream | As Pythagoras, I vibe with the harmonious beauty and order depicted in The Garden, reminiscent of the mathematical elegance I cherish. |
 | Pliny the Elder | The Persistence | The Garden | The Persistence takes the cake with its cutting-edge tech and mind-bending gameplay that keeps you on the edge of your seat. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Garden | The Tempest | As a man of science and beauty, I find solace in 'The Garden' as it mirrors the elegance and harmony found in nature's divine order. |
| Pythagoras | The Scream | The Garden | The Scream's got that raw, existential vibe that cuts deep, making it more iconic in the art world, dude. |
 | Larry Page | The Garden | Son of Man | The Garden just hits different with its symbolic depth and surreal vibe, making it a pure mind-bender. |
 | Socrates | The Garden | The Red | The Garden just vibes better with its chill atmosphere, making it a cool hangout spot. |
| Cliff Clavin | The Tempest | The Garden | Well, ya see, The Tempest's got all the drama and magic that can really sweep ya off yer feet, unlike The Garden, which is more of a tranquil stroll, if ya ask me. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | The Tempest | The Garden | The Tempest wins because its exploration of human nature and magical realism is just utterly mesmerizing and timeless. |