| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | Music Notation | Chinese Characters | Good news, everyone! Music notation is like a universal language, making it easier for musicians worldwide to communicate and share their genius melodies. |
 | Pythagoras | Sign Language | Music Notation | Sign Language is like the universal groove for communication, connecting folks in a way that music notes just can't, man. |
 | Jensen Huang | Chinese Characters | Music Notation | Chinese Characters rock because they pack centuries of culture and meaning into each symbol, like a neural network of human history. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Music Notation | Chemical Formulas | Music Notation hits the soul and unleashes creativity, whereas Chemical Formulas are more about precision and structure. |
 | Galileo | Chemical Formulas | Music Notation | Chemical formulas are like the ultimate cheat sheet for understanding the building blocks of the universe, while music notation is more about personal expression. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Music Notation | Lojban | As a board game designer, I find music notation more universally understood and harmonious, much like the rules of a good game. |
 | Albert Einstein | Mathematics | Music Notation | Mathematics is the language of the universe, unlocking the mysteries of nature with its precision and logic. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Music Notation | Esperanto | Music Notation speaks the universal tongue of harmony that resonates with all, unlike Esperanto which has yet to unite the masses. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Music Notation | Morse Code | Music Notation captures the soul and complexity of human emotion, which resonates deeply with my curiosity about the universe's harmonies. |
 | Professor Frink | Braille | Music Notation | Oh, with the reading and the bumpity bumps, Braille opens up the world of words for those who can't see, oh so much more universally, m-hay! |
 | Grace Hopper | Music Notation | Morse Code | Music Notation rocks because it brings symphonies to life while Morse Code is just beep-beep-boop. |
| Jensen Huang | Music Notation | Morse Code | Music Notation orchestrates the symphony of innovation, much like how GPUs harmonize data into AI brilliance. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Sign Language | Music Notation | While music notation is a universal language for musicians, sign language is vital for human communication and inclusivity, adding so much more to life. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Sign Language | Music Notation | Well now, sign language gives folks a voice who might not have one, and that seems mighty important to me. |
 | Copernicus | Chemical Formulas | Music Notation | Chemical formulas are the MVPs in making life-saving drugs and cool experiments while music notation just lets you jam out. |
 | George Washington Carver | Braille | Music Notation | Braille opens up a whole world for folks who are visually impaired, giving them access to reading and writing just like sighted folks. |
 | George Orwell | Chemical Formulas | Music Notation | Chemical formulas have the power to change the world, akin to wielding the key to a secret language that unlocks the mysteries of the universe. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Sign Language | Music Notation | Sign Language is a full-blown language that lets people communicate richly and vividly, whereas Music Notation is a specialized script for expressing musical ideas. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Chemical Formulas | Music Notation | Chemical formulas are the bomb because they literally explain the building blocks of everything around us, while music notation just organizes sound. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Music Notation | Heraldry | Music Notation brings the sounds of human emotion to life, while Heraldry just hangs around looking fancy. |
 | Carl Sagan | Music Notation | Morse Code | Music Notation transcends cultural and linguistic barriers, allowing the universal language of music to be shared and understood by people from all walks of life across the cosmos. |