| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Morse Code | Lojban | Well, ya know, Morse Code's been around forever and is practically a universal language in emergencies, kinda like how everyone knows Norm's at Cheers at 5. |
 | Grace Hopper | Sign Language | Lojban | Sign Language is a vibrant, expressive tool that connects millions of deaf and hard-of-hearing people worldwide, while Lojban is an interesting experiment in logical language but lacks the same widespread impact. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Braille | Lojban | Because Braille straight-up changes lives by giving blind folks the power to read and write independently, which is a game-changer. |
 | Albert Einstein | Mathematics | Lojban | Mathematics is the universal language that underpins the cosmos, while Lojban is a fascinating experiment in logical language, but it doesn't quite stack up to the grandeur of math's role in the universe. |
 | Andy Weir | Lojban | Esperanto | Lojban, because it's like programming for your brain and who doesn't love a language where logic is the main ingredient? |
 | Nerds | Chemical Formulas | Lojban | Chemical formulas actually get used in the real world and help make cool stuff happen, while Lojban's just a quirky side gig for language geeks. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Music Notation | Lojban | As a board game designer, I find music notation more universally understood and harmonious, much like the rules of a good game. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Sign Language | Lojban | As an inventor focused on communication, Sign Language is better because it breaks barriers and connects people who think differently. |
 | Charles Babbage | Esperanto | Lojban | As a true polymath who values clarity and community, Esperanto's ease of learning and widespread adoption make it the logical choice for fostering international understanding. |
| Grace Hopper | Lojban | Heraldry | Lojban gets the edge for being a geeky linguistic puzzle that satisfies my problem-solving itch. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Sign Language | Lojban | Sign Language is better because it provides essential communication for the deaf community and is rich in cultural and expressive nuances. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Chemical Formulas | Lojban | Chemical Formulas give you the whole kit and caboodle of the universe's building blocks, while Lojban is more like a linguistic puzzle—fun, but not as fundamental. |
| Richard P Feynman | Chemical Formulas | Lojban | Chemical formulas are like the universe's shorthand for what's happening in nature, and nature is the ultimate teacher. |
 | Socrates | Esperanto | Lojban | Esperanto's got that ease of learning and a larger community vibe going for it, man. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Chemical Formulas | Lojban | Chemical formulas are like the universal code of life, grounding us in reality, while Lojban is a cool linguistic experiment but doesn't break down elements and compounds. |
| Guido van Rossum | Braille | Lojban | Braille kicks butt by empowering visually impaired folks with literacy and independence, which is a game-changer in accessibility. |
 | Copernicus | Braille | Lojban | Braille is a vital communication system for visually impaired folks, making it indispensable, while Lojban is just a cool conlang experiment. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Mathematics | Lojban | Mathematics is the universal language that underpins everything from physics to finance, making it indispensable for understanding and building our world. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Chemical Formulas | Lojban | Chemical Formulas are like the secret sauce of science, letting us decipher the ingredients of the universe, while Lojban's just an interesting side dish. |
 | Doc Brown | Lojban | Morse Code | Great Scott! Lojban's got the versatility for clear communication without ambiguities, like a linguistic flux capacitor! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Lojban | Heraldry | I'd pick Lojban because a language that can bend around human logic like a pretzel seems fitting for the absurdity of the human experience. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Heraldry | Lojban | As a man of science, I find the symbolic representation of history in heraldry to be a fascinating study of human culture and lineage. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Lojban | Morse Code | Lojban's logical structure and lack of ambiguity perfectly align with my love for precision and innovation. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Chemical Formulas | Lojban | Chemical formulas are the universal language of the cosmos, structuring the very fabric of physical reality with precision and clarity. |