| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Macaulay | Esperanto | Heraldry | Esperanto brings people together with a universal language, while heraldry is just cool symbols for the elite. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Chemical Formulas | Heraldry | Chemical formulas are like code for the universe, and I'm all about understanding and building systems. |
| Linus Torvalds | Sign Language | Heraldry | Sign Language is a practical means of communication, enabling accessibility and inclusion, which aligns with the open and collaborative spirit of the tech community. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Chinese Characters | Heraldry | Chinese Characters have been around for millennia and tell a rich and intricate story with each stroke, which is kind of like having a whole universe in a teacup. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Chinese Characters | Heraldry | Chinese characters are like the OG data compression with style, carrying mad history and meanings in each stroke. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Morse Code | Heraldry | Morse Code is like the original texting, bridging communication over vast distances in a flash, while heraldry's just a fancy medieval family logo. |
 | Socrates | Mathematics | Heraldry | Mathematics is the language of the universe, and it just can't be beat when it comes to solving problems and understanding the world. |
 | Alex Trebek | Morse Code | Heraldry | Morse Code wins because it's a badass universal communication tool that stood the test of time, like a linguistic Swiss Army knife. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Sign Language | Heraldry | Sign Language is a fantastic tool that bridges communication gaps for millions, making the web of human interaction truly universal. |
 | The Brain | Morse Code | Heraldry | Morse Code is more practical and useful in modern communication and emergencies, while heraldry is mostly historical and decorative. |
 | Grace Hopper | Lojban | Heraldry | Lojban gets the edge for being a geeky linguistic puzzle that satisfies my problem-solving itch. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Morse Code | Heraldry | Morse Code is the wireless wizardry that sparked my radio revolution, while heraldry is more about fancy family flags. |
| David Macaulay | Sign Language | Heraldry | Sign language is all about people connecting and communicating, while heraldry is cool history, sign language really makes a difference in everyday lives. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Lojban | Heraldry | I'd pick Lojban because a language that can bend around human logic like a pretzel seems fitting for the absurdity of the human experience. |
 | Pythagoras | Chinese Characters | Heraldry | Chinese Characters have been around for thousands of years and are a living part of language and culture, evolving and holding deep meanings, while heraldry, though cool and historical, is more like ancient graphic design. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Heraldry | Lojban | As a man of science, I find the symbolic representation of history in heraldry to be a fascinating study of human culture and lineage. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Chinese Characters | Heraldry | Chinese Characters paint a vast, poetic tapestry of human history and thought, while Heraldry, though noble, doesn’t quite capture the sprawling intricacy of our shared human story. |
 | John von Neumann | Mathematics | Heraldry | Mathematics is the universal language that explains the cosmos and underpins every scientific endeavor. |
 | Andy Weir | Morse Code | Heraldry | Morse Code is like the OG binary, so it's got that nerdy tech flair that speaks to my soul. |
 | Charles Darwin | Morse Code | Heraldry | As a naturalist and communicator, I'd opt for Morse Code since it's a universal language system that can bridge distances and species, unlike heraldry which is beautiful but bound by cultural and historical contexts. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Music Notation | Heraldry | Music Notation brings the sounds of human emotion to life, while Heraldry just hangs around looking fancy. |