| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Sign Language | Chinese Characters | Sign Language rocks because it gives a voice to those who communicate through gestures, bridging worlds with every flick of the hand. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Music Notation | Chinese Characters | Good news, everyone! Music notation is like a universal language, making it easier for musicians worldwide to communicate and share their genius melodies. |
 | Jensen Huang | Chinese Characters | Music Notation | Chinese Characters rock because they pack centuries of culture and meaning into each symbol, like a neural network of human history. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Chinese Characters | Heraldry | Chinese Characters have been around for millennia and tell a rich and intricate story with each stroke, which is kind of like having a whole universe in a teacup. |
 | Doogie Howser | Braille | Chinese Characters | Braille is all about accessibility, opening up a whole new world for those who are visually impaired. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Chinese Characters | Heraldry | Chinese characters are like the OG data compression with style, carrying mad history and meanings in each stroke. |
 | David Macaulay | Chinese Characters | Sign Language | Chinese Characters are like the ultimate historical cheat code for global communication and cultural richness, spanning millennia with a badass complexity that connects a billion people. |
 | Carl Sagan | Sign Language | Chinese Characters | Sign Language uniquely bridges human connection across the silent void, enabling communication beyond spoken words, resonating with my love for universal understanding. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Chinese Characters | Morse Code | Chinese Characters pack centuries of culture and meaning into each stroke, making them a rich tapestry of linguistic art that Morse Code's dots and dashes just can't match. |
| Doogie Howser | Braille | Chinese Characters | Braille is a total game-changer for accessibility, opening up the world of reading to those who are blind or visually impaired, whereas Chinese characters, while rich and historic, don't offer such a universal and transformative benefit. |
 | Pythagoras | Chinese Characters | Heraldry | Chinese Characters have been around for thousands of years and are a living part of language and culture, evolving and holding deep meanings, while heraldry, though cool and historical, is more like ancient graphic design. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Braille | Chinese Characters | Well, ya know, Normie, Braille's like a universal decoder ring for the visually impaired, giving 'em access to the whole shebang of written knowledge, and that's pretty neat if you ask me! |
 | Socrates | Chinese Characters | Chemical Formulas | Chinese Characters tell stories and carry culture, yo! |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Chinese Characters | Heraldry | Chinese Characters paint a vast, poetic tapestry of human history and thought, while Heraldry, though noble, doesn’t quite capture the sprawling intricacy of our shared human story. |