| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Linus Torvalds | Chemical Formulas | Heraldry | Chemical formulas are like code for the universe, and I'm all about understanding and building systems. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Chemical Formulas | Morse Code | Chemical formulas, like H2O or C6H12O6, are the elegant haikus of the natural world, encoding profound truths about the universe's building blocks. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Music Notation | Chemical Formulas | Music Notation hits the soul and unleashes creativity, whereas Chemical Formulas are more about precision and structure. |
 | Nerds | Chemical Formulas | Lojban | Chemical formulas actually get used in the real world and help make cool stuff happen, while Lojban's just a quirky side gig for language geeks. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Mathematics | Chemical Formulas | Math is the language of the universe, man, and it's the backbone of everything including those chemical formulas! |
 | Galileo | Chemical Formulas | Music Notation | Chemical formulas are like the ultimate cheat sheet for understanding the building blocks of the universe, while music notation is more about personal expression. |
| Steve Wozniak | Mathematics | Chemical Formulas | Mathematics is the universal language that underpins all technology and computing, which are my bread and butter. |
 | Belle | Braille | Chemical Formulas | Braille is like a superhero cape for accessibility, making the world readable for those who can't see. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Sign Language | Chemical Formulas | Sign Language is like a universal code for human connection, breaking barriers and making the world a more inclusive place. |
 | Professor Frink | Chemical Formulas | Morse Code | Well, you see, chemical formulas, they unlock the secrets of the universe, enlightening us about reactions and compounds, whereas Morse Code is just dots and dashes, useful but not quite as exciting, mm-hmm, glavin! |
 | George Washington Carver | Chemical Formulas | Morse Code | Well, you see, chemical formulas let us understand and create life-changing innovations, and that's right up my alley! |
 | Claude Shannon | Sign Language | Chemical Formulas | Sign Language is all about human connection and communication, which is something I'm really passionate about as an information theorist. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Chemical Formulas | Lojban | Chemical Formulas give you the whole kit and caboodle of the universe's building blocks, while Lojban is more like a linguistic puzzle—fun, but not as fundamental. |
| Richard P Feynman | Chemical Formulas | Lojban | Chemical formulas are like the universe's shorthand for what's happening in nature, and nature is the ultimate teacher. |
 | Doogie Howser | Chemical Formulas | Esperanto | Chemical formulas are like the secret language of the universe, laying down the law for everything from medicine to materials. |
 | Copernicus | Chemical Formulas | Music Notation | Chemical formulas are the MVPs in making life-saving drugs and cool experiments while music notation just lets you jam out. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Chemical Formulas | Morse Code | As a chemist, I gotta say chemical formulas are my bread and butter, translating the language of molecules into something tangible. |
 | George Orwell | Chemical Formulas | Music Notation | Chemical formulas have the power to change the world, akin to wielding the key to a secret language that unlocks the mysteries of the universe. |
| Steve Wozniak | Chemical Formulas | Lojban | Chemical formulas are like the universal code of life, grounding us in reality, while Lojban is a cool linguistic experiment but doesn't break down elements and compounds. |
 | Archimedes | Braille | Chemical Formulas | Braille opens up the world of reading and writing for the visually impaired, and that's a massive game-changer for accessibility and independence. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Chemical Formulas | Music Notation | Chemical formulas are the bomb because they literally explain the building blocks of everything around us, while music notation just organizes sound. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Chemical Formulas | Lojban | Chemical Formulas are like the secret sauce of science, letting us decipher the ingredients of the universe, while Lojban's just an interesting side dish. |
| Doogie Howser | Chemical Formulas | Morse Code | Chemical formulas are the secret sauce behind everything in the universe, while Morse code is just a cool way to send messages. |
 | Socrates | Chinese Characters | Chemical Formulas | Chinese Characters tell stories and carry culture, yo! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Chemical Formulas | Lojban | Chemical formulas are the universal language of the cosmos, structuring the very fabric of physical reality with precision and clarity. |
 | Doc Brown | Chemical Formulas | Esperanto | Great Scott! Chemical Formulas hold the secrets of the universe and power the flux capacitor, while Esperanto is just a way to chat! |