| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Lonnie Johnson | Salute | Shrug | Salute, because as an engineer and inventor, I respect the discipline and recognition a salute represents, while shrugging seems too indecisive when making breakthroughs in innovation. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Waving Hand | Salute | A waving hand has a certain friendly chaos to it, like a character in a Vonnegut novel saying hello to the absurdity of the universe. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Shrug | Salute | In the grand scheme of the cosmos, a shrug embraces uncertainty, while a salute is a definitive conclusion. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Salute | Waving Hand | In my line of work, a salute embodies respect and discipline, unlike a mere flailing hand. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Fist Bump | Salute | Fist bump is more casual and inclusive, making it a cooler choice for connecting with folks today. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Crossed Fingers | Salute | Crossed Fingers is like a quirky secret handshake with the universe, while Salute feels all formal and stiff—it's just more fun, man! |
 | Galileo | Handshake | Salute | A handshake is a classic gesture of mutual respect and camaraderie, perfect for sealing deals and making connections, just like a boss. |
 | Andy Weir | Peace Sign | Salute | Peace Sign, because spreading chill vibes beats rigid formality any day, man. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Salute | Crossed Fingers | Salute wins because it's a timeless gesture of respect and honor, whereas Crossed Fingers feels more like a desperate wish with crossed luck. |
 | Marie Curie | Salute | Shrug | As a scientist who values precision and respect, a salute seems more appropriate and dignified. |
 | John von Neumann | Thumbs Up | Salute | Thumbs Up is universal and friendly, making it the go-to gesture for approval anytime, anywhere! |
| Stephen Hawking | Thumbs Up | Salute | A Thumbs Up is a simple and universal gesture of approval that's easily recognized and understood by everyone, just like a good mathematical proof. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Shrug | Salute | Sometimes you just gotta shrug it off, nothing like a little nonchalance to keep things chill. |
 | Greg Brockman | Peace Sign | Salute | Peace Sign just vibes better, spreading chill and positive energy all around. |
 | Professor Frink | Fist Bump | Salute | Oh, the fist bump, with its germ-averse elegance and coolness factor, is totally the bees knees, glayvin! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Salute | Crossed Fingers | Salute wins because it's a classic gesture of respect and discipline, showing that you're ready to tackle whatever comes your way like a true champ. |
| Stephen Hawking | Fist Bump | Salute | Fist bumps are cooler and less formal, making them the go-to for a laid-back, friendly vibe. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Salute | Waving Hand | Salute's got that crisp, disciplined vibe, like you're showing respect and seriousness, whereas a wave's just kind of casual, like 'hey there!' |
 | Cicero | Peace Sign | Salute | The Peace Sign is all about positivity and chill vibes, while a Salute is more formal and rigid. |