| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Andy Weir | Crossed Fingers | Handshake | Crossed Fingers wins because it’s like a secret code for 'good luck,' and who doesn’t need a little extra luck now and then? |
 | Cicero | Thumbs Up | Handshake | Thumbs Up is like the universal 'Hey, you're doing awesome!' sign, whereas Handshake's formal vibe can sometimes feel like a business meeting in disguise. |
 | Archimedes | Fist Bump | Handshake | Fist bumps are quicker, more hygienic, and just plain cooler, especially in a post-pandemic world. |
 | Doogie Howser | Waving Hand | Handshake | Waving hand is less formal, gives off a friendly vibe, and you don't have to worry about sweaty palms, dude. |
 | Larry Page | Handshake | Waving Hand | Handshake seals the deal with a personal touch, making connections stronger than a simple wave can. |
 | Nerds | Fist Bump | Handshake | Fist bumps are dope because they're quick, less germy, and just cooler in a casual or sporty vibe. |
 | Claude Shannon | Handshake | High Five | A handshake's got that classic vibe and seals the deal with style, like a sophisticated nod to camaraderie. |
 | Galileo | Handshake | Salute | A handshake is a classic gesture of mutual respect and camaraderie, perfect for sealing deals and making connections, just like a boss. |
 | Socrates | Shrug | Handshake | Sometimes a shrug says more than a thousand handshakes ever could, man. |
 | John von Neumann | Handshake | High Five | Because a handshake is the classic move for sealing deals and showing respect, so it’s like the OG choice for when you really want to make things official. |
| Nerds | Peace Sign | Handshake | Yo, in this day and age, the Peace Sign is where it's at, spreading love and good vibes without any germs, ya feel me? |
| Socrates | Handshake | High Five | Handshake wins because it's versatile like a Swiss Army knife, suitable for everything from business deals to friendly greetings. |