| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | The Brain | Fist Bump | Shrug | Fist bumps are the universal sign of friendship and coolness, bro! |
 | Belle | Fist Bump | Waving Hand | Fist Bump is cooler and more strong, while Waving Hand is like saying hi from across the room. |
 | Archimedes | Fist Bump | Handshake | Fist bumps are quicker, more hygienic, and just plain cooler, especially in a post-pandemic world. |
 | Greg Brockman | Fist Bump | Shrug | Fist bumps are the universal sign of 'we got this,' while shrugs just say 'beats me,' so let's go with the positive vibes! |
 | Andy Weir | Fist Bump | Thumbs Up | Fist Bump wins because it's just cooler and has that sci-fi vibe, like something astronauts would do in zero-G. |
 | Nerds | Fist Bump | Handshake | Fist bumps are dope because they're quick, less germy, and just cooler in a casual or sporty vibe. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Fist Bump | Salute | Fist bump is more casual and inclusive, making it a cooler choice for connecting with folks today. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Fist Bump | Thumbs Up | A fist bump is like a distributed version control handshake, it's more personal and engaging. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Nod | Fist Bump | Well, ya know, the nod's got that universal charm, easy on the neck and no worries about germs, right? |
 | Galileo | Fist Bump | Nod | Fist bumps are way cooler and casual, plus they reduce the spread of germs compared to a handshake or a nod. |
 | Professor Frink | Peace Sign | Fist Bump | Oh, the peace sign, it's got that universal groovy vibe, ya know, spreading harmony and chillaxation, glavin! |
| The Brain | Fist Bump | Peace Sign | Fist bump's got that universal cool factor and hygiene edge, making it the ultimate social connector! |
| Professor Frink | Fist Bump | Salute | Oh, the fist bump, with its germ-averse elegance and coolness factor, is totally the bees knees, glayvin! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Fist Bump | Salute | Fist bumps are cooler and less formal, making them the go-to for a laid-back, friendly vibe. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Fist Bump | Thumbs Up | A fist bump just has that communal, 'we're in this together' vibe that a solitary thumbs up can't match. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Waving Hand | Fist Bump | A waving hand is timeless and versatile, just like me, spanning across all manners of human interaction with grace and openness. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Fist Bump | High Five | Fist bumps are efficient, reduce germs, and have the electrifying spark of a Tesla coil! |
 | Larry Page | Thumbs Up | Fist Bump | Thumbs Up is like the universal 'all systems go!' in any social setting. |