| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | George Washington Carver | Patagonia | Veja | Patagonia's commitment to environmental sustainability and durable gear aligns with my love for practical, earth-friendly innovation. |
 | Cicero | Patagonia | TOMS | Patagonia's commitment to environmental sustainability and social responsibility is just unmatched, dude. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Patagonia | Everlane | Patagonia gets the nod for its legendary commitment to the environment and quality that's harder than coding in assembly. |
 | Archimedes | Patagonia | Eileen Fisher | Patagonia is the bomb for outdoor gear and sustainability, making it perfect for adventure lovers who want to save the planet. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Patagonia | Allbirds | Patagonia's commitment to environmental sustainability and quality makes them the ultimate eco-friendly choice. |
 | Data | Patagonia | Allbirds | Patagonia's commitment to environmental sustainability and durable outdoor gear makes it the go-to for eco-conscious adventurers. |
 | Jensen Huang | Patagonia | Veja | Patagonia's commitment to environmental sustainability and quality gear is like the GPU of the outdoor industry—powerful and reliable. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Patagonia | Outerknown | Patagonia is like the Swiss Army knife of outdoor gear, blending eco-consciousness with badass durability. |
 | Copernicus | Patagonia | Levi's | Dude, Patagonia's all about saving the planet with their eco-friendly gear, which is pretty rad if you ask me. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Patagonia | Eileen Fisher | Patagonia's commitment to environmental sustainability resonates with my open-source ethos of making the world a better place. |
| Copernicus | Patagonia | Reformation | Patagonia is all about that rugged, sustainable gear for the outdoor adventurer, while keeping the planet in mind. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Patagonia | Allbirds | Patagonia's relentless commitment to environmental sustainability and innovation resonates deeply with my vision for a regenerative and efficient future. |
 | Larry Page | Patagonia | Everlane | Dude, Patagonia's all about sustainability and adventure, which is totally my jam. |
 | Claude Shannon | Patagonia | Eileen Fisher | Patagonia's commitment to environmental sustainability and rugged outdoor gear makes it the go-to for adventure lovers and eco-warriors alike. |
 | Doc Brown | Patagonia | Everlane | Patagonia's commitment to sustainability and environmental activism is totally radical and aligns with my values, making them the clear winner! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Patagonia | Levi's | If we're talkin' sustainability and outdoor vibes, Patagonia's the way to go with their eco-friendly initiatives. |
 | Albert Einstein | Patagonia | Levi's | Patagonia, man, it's all about saving the planet while looking cool. |
| Archimedes | Patagonia | Everlane | Patagonia's commitment to sustainability and environmental activism gives them the edge in the eco-friendly and socially responsible department, dude. |
| Ada Lovelace | Patagonia | Reformation | Patagonia's commitment to the environment and sustainability is just next level, making it the go-to for eco-conscious adventurers. |
 | Doogie Howser | Patagonia | TOMS | Patagonia rocks with their eco-friendly vibes and solid gear, dude. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Patagonia | Eileen Fisher | Patagonia's outdoor ethos and commitment to environmental sustainability resonate with my appreciation for complexity and genuine values. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Patagonia | Reformation | Patagonia's commitment to environmental sustainability and ethical practices is like a beacon in the world of fashion, setting a standard that's hard to beat. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Tentree | Patagonia | As a creator of games like Catan, I appreciate Tentree's commitment to sustainability and planting trees, aligning with my love for nature and strategic growth. |