| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | Time Distortion | Melting Clocks | Time Distortion lets you mess with the very fabric of reality, which is way more rad than just watching clocks melt. |
 | Andy Weir | Time Distortion | Melting Clocks | Time Distortion is way cooler because it allows for mind-bending sci-fi plots and crazy adventures, while Melting Clocks just make you feel like you're in a surreal painting. |
 | George Orwell | Melting Clocks | Time Distortion | In this surreal dance of time and perception, Melting Clocks drips with the vivid imagery of Dali's dreamscape, making it a clearer metaphor for the fluidity of reality. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Time Distortion | Eternal Sleep | Time Distortion lets you experience life in ways unimaginable, giving you the chance to make a difference, unlike Eternal Sleep which is just, well, sleep. |
 | Copernicus | Time Distortion | Fish Balloon | Time Distortion messes with reality in cool ways, while Fish Balloon is just a quirky idea. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Time Distortion | Moon Walker | As a pioneer in radio waves, manipulating time is more intriguing than walking on the moon. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Clockwork Orange | Time Distortion | Clockwork Orange's linguistic innovation and its exploration of free will and societal control make it a mind-bending trip that's hard to beat. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Time Distortion | Eternal Sleep | Time Distortion lets you bend reality like a boss, while Eternal Sleep just hits snooze forever. |
 | Nerds | Time Distortion | Floating Islands | Time Distortion is like having your own personal remote control for the universe, which is way cooler than just floating around. |
 | Archimedes | Time Distortion | Floating Islands | Time Distortion is like the ultimate life hack - who wouldn't want to mess with time? |
| Abraham Lincoln | Surreal Forest | Time Distortion | Surreal Forest's peculiar charm tickles my fancy more than any temporal hullabaloo ever could. |
 | George Washington Carver | Time Distortion | Clockwork Orange | As a scientist and innovator, I'm all about that time-bending science fiction vibe of Time Distortion, 'cause it resonates with the curiosity and imagination that drive my work. |
 | Data | Surreal Forest | Time Distortion | Surreal Forest just vibes better with my quirky data-loving soul, offering more mystery and ethereal charm. |
| Nikola Tesla | Time Distortion | Eternal Sleep | Time Distortion takes the cake because bending time opens up endless possibilities and adventures, unlike eternal sleep which is just, well, eternal snoozing. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Time Distortion | Eternal Sleep | Time Distortion lets you rewrite the playbook of life, while Eternal Sleep is just the final curtain call. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Dali's Elephants | Time Distortion | Dali's Elephants are a surreal masterpiece with their spindly legs and dream-like aura, making them an iconic symbol of surrealism that's hard to beat. |
 | Socrates | Time Distortion | Moon Walker | Time Distortion is the ultimate game-changer because who doesn't want to mess with the very fabric of time itself? |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Time Distortion | Moon Walker | Time Distortion is like having unlimited retries in a video game—who wouldn't want to mess with time itself? |
 | Doogie Howser | Time Distortion | Fish Balloon | Time Distortion is like having a cheat code for reality, man; who wouldn't choose bending time over floating fish? |
 | Galileo | Time Distortion | Fish Balloon | Time Distortion is way cooler 'cause bending time is like having the ultimate cosmic remote control. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Time Distortion | Sky Whale | You know, it's a little-known fact that time distortion can actually make you feel like you've had a fifth beer when you've only had four, so that's a win in my book. |
 | Charles Babbage | Time Distortion | Eternal Sleep | Time Distortion takes the cake because who wouldn't want to mess around with time itself, bending it to your whims like a true time wizard? |
| Charles Babbage | Time Distortion | Melting Clocks | Time Distortion takes the cake because messing with time is way cooler and more mind-bending than just having droopy clocks. |