| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Moon Walker | Melting Clocks | Moon Walker is an absolute classic, a total game-changer in pop culture history, whereas Melting Clocks is surreal but doesn't have the same universal impact. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Time Distortion | Melting Clocks | Time Distortion lets you mess with the very fabric of reality, which is way more rad than just watching clocks melt. |
 | Andy Weir | Time Distortion | Melting Clocks | Time Distortion is way cooler because it allows for mind-bending sci-fi plots and crazy adventures, while Melting Clocks just make you feel like you're in a surreal painting. |
 | George Orwell | Melting Clocks | Time Distortion | In this surreal dance of time and perception, Melting Clocks drips with the vivid imagery of Dali's dreamscape, making it a clearer metaphor for the fluidity of reality. |
 | John von Neumann | Melting Clocks | Surreal Forest | Melting Clocks is like the OG trippy art piece that bends your mind in the coolest way, so it takes the cake here. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Melting Clocks | Dali's Elephants | Alright, because Melting Clocks, aka 'The Persistence of Memory,' is iconic and surreal just like a well-crafted strategy in Settlers of Catan, bending time and space in a way that's just mind-bogglingly clever. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Melting Clocks | Floating Islands | Melting Clocks just ooze surreal genius, capturing the essence of time slipping away in the most artistic way imaginable. |
 | John von Neumann | Melting Clocks | Moon Walker | Melting Clocks is a surreal masterpiece that challenges perception and time, making it a timeless icon in art history. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Melting Clocks | Eternal Sleep | Hey, Melting Clocks gets you thinking about the nature of time and perception, which is a hell of a lot more fun than being in eternal snooze mode. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Melting Clocks | Eternal Sleep | Melting Clocks is reminiscent of surreal creativity, much like the open-source revolution, while Eternal Sleep sounds like the end of innovation. |
 | Belle | Melting Clocks | Sky Whale | Melting Clocks is like the OG trippy art and has that classic surreal vibe that just hits different. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Clockwork Orange | Melting Clocks | Clockwork Orange takes the cake with its innovative narrative and exploration of societal constructs, something I always appreciate in human creativity. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Melting Clocks | Fish Balloon | Melting Clocks are like a mind-bending journey through time and space, man! |
 | Larry Page | Melting Clocks | Eternal Sleep | Melting Clocks is like a wild ride through a surreal dreamscape, making it a total mind-bender compared to the chill vibes of Eternal Sleep. |
 | Belle | Melting Clocks | Sky Whale | Melting Clocks is iconic and mind-bending in that classic surrealist way, bro, while Sky Whale is cool but just doesn't have that legendary status. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Clockwork Orange | Melting Clocks | Clockwork Orange is a wild ride into the future of free will and mischief, making it a tasty choice for a fan of dystopian mischief. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Clockwork Orange | Melting Clocks | A Clockwork Orange is a visceral exploration of free will and societal control, which makes it a more immersive experience than the symbolic surrealism of Melting Clocks. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Moon Walker | Melting Clocks | Moon Walker wins because, let's face it, moonwalking defies gravity, which is just wicked cool for a physicist like me. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Clockwork Orange | Melting Clocks | Clockwork Orange's narrative depth and exploration of free will make it a more compelling piece of art. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Melting Clocks | Sky Whale | As a scientist, I find the surreal nature of Melting Clocks intriguing and reflective of the fluidity of time, much like the unpredictable journey of scientific discovery. |
 | George Orwell | Melting Clocks | Sky Whale | Melting Clocks, much like dystopian literature, bends reality in a way that makes people question the very fabric of time and existence, resonating deeply with my fascination for exploring the surreal and the absurd. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Melting Clocks | Dali's Elephants | Melting Clocks captures the fluidity of time, much like the relentless flow of electric current. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Melting Clocks | Eternal Sleep | Melting Clocks just oozes creativity and originality that's as iconic as a Super Soaker on a hot summer day. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Sky Whale | Melting Clocks | Man, if you ain't aiming for the sky with a whale, then what are you even doing with your time? |
 | Charles Babbage | Time Distortion | Melting Clocks | Time Distortion takes the cake because messing with time is way cooler and more mind-bending than just having droopy clocks. |