| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guglielmo Marconi | Teleportation | Time Travel | While time travel could unravel the mysteries of history, teleportation would revolutionize communication and connectivity in ways that align with my passion for breaking barriers in communication. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Teleportation | Time Travel | Teleportation is better 'cause who doesn't want to skip the commute and be anywhere instantly without the timey-wimey headaches? |
 | Galileo | Time Travel | Invisibility | Time travel lets you explore all of history and fix mistakes, which is way cooler than just sneaking around unseen. |
 | Carl Sagan | Reality Manipulation | Time Travel | The cosmos is vast and complex, and having the ability to manipulate reality allows us to explore its infinite possibilities without the paradoxes that time travel entails. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Time Travel | Elemental Manipulation | As a nerd fundamentally driven by curiosity, the ability to explore different points in time is just too tempting to pass up. |
 | George Orwell | Reality Manipulation | Time Travel | You see, Reality Manipulation is like Big Brother on steroids, bending the truth to fit the narrative right now. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Time Travel | Invisibility | Time Travel dishes out the full buffet of existential noodling, letting you poke at the tangled mess of cause and effect like some cosmic spaghetti, whereas Invisibility's just a cloak for skulking around, really. |
 | Greg Brockman | Shape Shifting | Time Travel | Shape shifting is way cooler because who wouldn’t want to transform into a dragon or a super spy on a whim? |
 | Linus Torvalds | Time Travel | Invisibility | Time travel lets you see how things really turned out without having to wait around; it's like having the ultimate version control for reality. |
 | Professor Frink | Time Travel | Invisibility | Time Travel lets you explore the past and future, gaining infinite knowledge and possibilities, glavin! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Time Travel | Mind Control | Time travel wins because it lets you explore the secrets of the past and unravel the mysteries of the future, like a true science adventurer. |
| George Orwell | Time Travel | Telekinesis | Time travel lets you rewrite history, mate, which is a game-changer compared to just moving stuff with your mind. |
 | Cicero | Reality Manipulation | Time Travel | With reality manipulation, you can bend the laws of the universe to your will, making time travel just another trick in your cosmic toolkit. |