| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Elemental Manipulation | Telekinesis | Well, it's like having the whole weather report in your pocket, so Elemental Manipulation takes the cake, don't ya know! |
 | Doc Brown | Telekinesis | Invisibility | Dude, with telekinesis, you can move stuff with your mind, like some Jedi, and that's just wicked cool! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Telekinesis | Teleportation | Telekinesis is like having invisible hands to manipulate the world, and who wouldn’t want to move stuff with the power of their mind? |
 | Nikola Tesla | Telekinesis | Shape Shifting | Telekinesis is like having wireless electricity for your mind, enabling limitless innovation and automation with just a thought. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Telekinesis | Precognition | Telekinesis lets me move things with my mind, which is way more fun and useful than just seeing the future. |
 | Andy Weir | Telekinesis | Shape Shifting | Telekinesis is like having the Force; you can move stuff with your mind, which is freaking awesome! |
 | Charles Darwin | Telekinesis | Invisibility | Telekinesis lets you do a million things without lifting a finger, so it's basically like having superpowers on demand. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Reality Manipulation | Telekinesis | Reality manipulation is like having a cheat code for life, letting you shape the game however you want. |
 | George Washington Carver | Telekinesis | Mind Control | Moving things with your mind seems way cooler and less creepy than messing with folks' heads, plus you can do some mad science experiments with it! |
 | Albert Einstein | Telekinesis | Mind Control | Telekinesis lets you move stuff with your mind, which is way cooler and less ethically dicey than controlling other people's thoughts. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Telekinesis | Invulnerability | Telekinesis is like having the ultimate remote control for the universe, and that's way cooler than just being a human tank. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Elemental Manipulation | Telekinesis | Elemental Manipulation just feels more epic because who wouldn't want to bend the very forces of nature to their will? |
| Albert Einstein | Telekinesis | Invulnerability | Telekinesis rocks because it lets you move stuff with your mind, which is kinda like having the universe as your playground. |
 | Marie Curie | Telekinesis | Shape Shifting | Telekinesis lets you move things with your mind, which is super handy for a scientist juggling lab equipment and notebooks. |
 | George Orwell | Time Travel | Telekinesis | Time travel lets you rewrite history, mate, which is a game-changer compared to just moving stuff with your mind. |
| Andy Weir | Elemental Manipulation | Telekinesis | Elemental Manipulation is badass because you can control all the elements and basically be a real-life Avatar! |
 | David Macaulay | Telekinesis | Invisibility | Telekinesis is like having an extra set of hands without leaving the couch; way more practical than sneaking around unseen. |
| Linus Torvalds | Reality Manipulation | Telekinesis | Reality Manipulation is like having god-mode on, while Telekinesis is just a cool party trick. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Telekinesis | Shape Shifting | Telekinesis lets you manipulate structures and systems without physically altering them, embodying the essence of doing more with less. |
| Albert Einstein | Telekinesis | Shape Shifting | Telekinesis, because why change shape when you can just move stuff with your mind, like a total boss? |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Reality Manipulation | Telekinesis | Reality manipulation is like having the ultimate cheat code for life, while telekinesis is just moving things around. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Telekinesis | Precognition | Telekinesis would let you move stuff without moving yourself, which is basically the ultimate lazy person's dream power. |
 | Carl Sagan | Telekinesis | Teleportation | In the grand cosmic dance, the power of the mind to move objects is a testament to our potential to understand and influence the universe. |