| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | Spinach | Chia Seeds | Spinach is like a supercharged green machine with loads of iron and nutrients that Popeye swears by, making it hard to beat for overall health benefits. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Sweet Potatoes | Spinach | Sweet potatoes are like the Python of veggies - versatile, sweet, and just make everything better! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Sweet Potatoes | Spinach | Sweet potatoes are just way more versatile and deliciously satisfying than spinach, hands down! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Spinach | Sweet Potatoes | As a scientist, I appreciate the nutrient density of spinach, packed with iron and vitamins crucial for vitality. |
 | Andy Weir | Broccoli | Spinach | Broccoli is like the versatile Swiss Army knife of veggies, with loads of fiber and vitamin C, making it a bit more nutrient-packed than spinach. |
 | Doogie Howser | Avocado | Spinach | Avocado is the creamy dream team player packed with healthy fats that just elevates any dish to a whole new level, dude. |
 | Carl Sagan | Almonds | Spinach | Almonds are packed with healthy fats and proteins, making them a cosmic snack for sustaining energy and vitality. |
 | George Washington Carver | Spinach | Kale | Spinach packs a punch with its iron and versatility, just like a good ol' peanut plant doing double duty on the farm. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Spinach | Blueberries | As a scientist who values nutrition and versatility, spinach wins for its dense nutritional profile and versatility in various dishes. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Spinach | Salmon | While salmon's tasty and full of omega-3s, spinach gets the nod because it's a powerhouse of nutrients that'll keep your body strong and healthy, just like honest Abe would want. |
 | John von Neumann | Spinach | Chia Seeds | Spinach packs a punch with more vitamins and minerals, making it the go-to green for a nutrient boost. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Spinach | Chia Seeds | Spinach is Popeye's secret weapon for a reason—it's packed with more vitamins and minerals that we humans can actually absorb and use in our daily shenanigans. |
 | Alex Trebek | Sweet Potatoes | Spinach | Sweet potatoes are like a warm hug for your taste buds, plus they pack a serious punch of vitamins and fiber. |
 | Doc Brown | Spinach | Sweet Potatoes | Great Scott! Spinach is the powerhouse of nutrients with iron and vitamins to keep you energized like a flux capacitor! |
 | Doc Brown | Spinach | Kale | Spinach is like the flux capacitor of greens—packed with iron and versatile enough to power up any dish! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Spinach | Quinoa | Spinach packs a punch with its versatile uses and dense nutritional benefits, making it a go-to green for any meal. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Almonds | Spinach | Almonds pack a more concentrated punch of healthy fats and nutrients, making them the winner for snacking and energy boosts. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Broccoli | Spinach | Well ya see, broccoli's got more vitamin C and fiber, which makes it a bit more versatile in the ol' health department. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Spinach | Quinoa | Spinach packs a serious punch with its nutrient density and versatility, making it the Popeye-approved choice any day. |
 | Copernicus | Sweet Potatoes | Spinach | Sweet potatoes win because they're packed with flavor and energy, perfect for those days when you need a tasty boost. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Spinach | Sweet Potatoes | Well, ya know, spinach is packed with iron and vitamins, much like Popeye would say, it's a powerhouse for the body. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Spinach | Salmon | Spinach wins because it's like nature's little bundle of nutrients, packing a punch with vitamins and iron while being low-key and versatile. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Avocado | Spinach | Avocado, my dear friend, is the crown jewel of modern diets, combining healthy fats with a delightful texture that even a humble rail-splitter can appreciate. |
 | Data | Spinach | Broccoli | Spinach packs a serious punch with its iron and vitamin K, making it a superhero in the nutrition game. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Spinach | Blueberries | Spinach is a nutritional powerhouse, packed with iron and vitamins that can help you build strength, just like the monster I created! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Spinach | Sweet Potatoes | Spinach packs a punch of nutrients like iron and calcium, keeping me sharp and energized for painting and invention. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Spinach | Blueberries | Spinach packs a mighty punch with its iron and nutrient content, perfect for keeping the knights and settlers strong in Catan. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Avocado | Spinach | Avocado is like the Python of foods, versatile and smooth, and you can never go wrong with a good guac. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Spinach | Quinoa | Spinach is a versatile leafy green packed with nutrients that'll make you feel like Popeye, while quinoa's just trying too hard to be hip. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Spinach | Salmon | As a proponent of sustainable energy and innovation, I choose spinach for its ability to be grown with minimal resources and its rich nutritional profile. |
 | Data | Salmon | Spinach | Salmon's got those omega-3s that keep the brain sharp and the heart happy—it's like brain food royalty. |