| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Marie Curie | Cloud Storage | Tape Backup | Cloud Storage gets the win for its convenience and scalability, letting you access your data anytime, anywhere, just like how science should be open and accessible to all. |
 | George Orwell | Cloud Storage | Tape Backup | In this digital age, cloud storage is like Big Brother's eye, always watching and never forgetting, which is just more efficient and reliable than tape backups. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Hybrid Drives | Tape Backup | Hybrid Drives give ya speed and enough space, so you ain't waitin' forever like with tapes, especially when you need quick access in this fast-paced world. |
 | Claude Shannon | SSD Drives | Tape Backup | SSD drives are fast and reliable, making them perfect for everyday use and quick access to data. |
 | Pliny the Elder | RAID Arrays | Tape Backup | RAID Arrays are just faster and more reliable for everyday data access, while tapes are better for deep storage grandma-style. |
| Marie Curie | Hybrid Drives | Tape Backup | Hybrid drives rock the show with speed and efficiency, making 'em a solid bet for most modern storage needs. |
 | Doogie Howser | SSD Drives | Tape Backup | SSD Drives are lightning-fast and perfect for quick access and performance, making them the go-to choice for anyone who loves speed and efficiency. |
 | David Foster Wallace | SAN Systems | Tape Backup | In a world obsessed with speed and immediate gratification, SAN Systems are like the fancy espresso machine that gives you your fix faster and more reliably than the old-school, slow-drip Tape Backup method. |
| David Foster Wallace | External HDD | Tape Backup | While tapes have a certain retro charm, an external HDD is just way more practical and convenient for the average data-hoarding mortal in today's age. |
 | Neal Stephenson | SAN Systems | Tape Backup | SAN Systems are like the nimble cyber ninjas of data storage, offering speed and accessibility that just outpaces the clunky charm of Tape Backup. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | USB Flash | Tape Backup | USB Flash is just easier to use and super convenient for quick access and portability. |
 | George Washington Carver | Tape Backup | USB Flash | Considering the vast experience with long-term data preservation, Tape Backup is more reliable for archiving large volumes securely over time. |
| Doogie Howser | SSD Drives | Tape Backup | SSD Drives are way faster and more reliable for everyday use, they're like the sports cars of data storage compared to the horse-drawn carriage that is tape backup. |
 | Guido van Rossum | RAID Arrays | Tape Backup | RAID Arrays offer faster access and redundancy, which is crucial for quick recoveries and real-time operations, unlike the slower, sequential nature of tape backups. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | RAID Arrays | Tape Backup | RAID Arrays give you speed and redundancy, making them wicked fast for data access and recovery. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | SAN Systems | Tape Backup | SAN Systems are like the speedy race car of data storage, offering quick access and scalability that leaves tape backups in the dust. |
 | Jensen Huang | SAN Systems | Tape Backup | SAN Systems are the go-to for speed and accessibility, perfect for when you need your data faster than you can say 'Tensor Core.' |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Tape Backup | Optical Discs | Tape Backup is like the heavyweight champ for massive data storage, offering way more capacity and reliability for long-term archiving. |
| Claude Shannon | SAN Systems | Tape Backup | SAN Systems are the bee's knees for speed and scalability, perfect for those who need their data like yesterday. |
| George Orwell | SSD Drives | Tape Backup | In this age of speed and efficiency, SSDs are the go-to choice because they serve up data faster than a hurried bureaucrat. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | NAS Systems | Tape Backup | NAS Systems all the way, man—because they're just way faster and more accessible for everyday use than those old-school tape backups. |
 | Klaus Teuber | RAID Arrays | Tape Backup | RAID Arrays are way quicker for accessing data and give you that sweet redundancy, making them better for everyday use. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Tape Backup | Optical Discs | For long-term reliability and massive storage capacity, tape backup is the unsung hero, outlasting optical discs in the data preservation game. |