| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Greg Brockman | SpaceX | Instacart | SpaceX is literally taking us to Mars, while Instacart is just saving us a trip to the grocery store. |
 | Doogie Howser | SpaceX | Ginkgo Bioworks | SpaceX is pushing the boundaries of space exploration, which is like the ultimate nerd dream come true. |
 | Andy Weir | SpaceX | Instacart | SpaceX is literally taking us to Mars, so yeah, space travel beats grocery delivery any day! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | SpaceX | Byju's | SpaceX is rocketing us to new cosmic frontiers while Byju's is stuck in the classroom with a broken chalk. |
 | Data | SpaceX | Nuro | SpaceX is literally shooting rockets into space while Nuro is delivering groceries; it's a no-brainer for the cooler factor. |
 | The Brain | SpaceX | Instacart | SpaceX is literally changing the future of humanity by taking us to Mars, while Instacart just gets my groceries delivered faster. |
| Data | SpaceX | UiPath | SpaceX is literally launching rockets and aiming for Mars, which is just way cooler than automation software, man. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | SpaceX | Databricks | SpaceX is pushing the final frontier, taking humanity to space with rockets and dreams that are out of this world. |
 | Professor Frink | SpaceX | Byju's | Oh, SpaceX is totally taking us to Mars with rockets and whatnot, which is way cooler than just learning math on an app, m-hay! |
 | Nerds | SpaceX | Ginkgo Bioworks | SpaceX is literally pioneering the future of space travel and making sci-fi dreams come true, bro! |
 | Stephen Hawking | SpaceX | UiPath | SpaceX is pushing the boundaries of space exploration and innovation, which aligns more closely with my passion for understanding the universe. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | SpaceX | OpenAI | SpaceX is literally taking humanity to another planet, which is a pretty darn revolutionary adventure. |
 | Albert Einstein | SpaceX | Nuro | SpaceX is revolutionizing space travel and expanding humanity's reach beyond Earth, which is a total game changer for science and exploration. |