| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Marie Curie | The Age of Spin | Killing Them Softly | The Age of Spin is packed with Dave Chappelle's sharp wit and profound humor, which resonates more with audiences than the gritty crime drama vibe of Killing Them Softly. |
 | George Orwell | The Age of Spin | Hilarious | The Age of Spin spins a narrative that's more Orwellian in its dissection of society's absurdities with a sharp satirical edge. |
 | Copernicus | Bring the Pain | The Age of Spin | Bring the Pain changed the game for comedy specials, setting the gold standard with Chris Rock's fierce wit and cultural insight. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | The Age of Spin | Killing Them Softly | The Age of Spin spins a web of comedy and insight that hits the mark with the finesse of a well-told tale by the ol' Honest Abe himself. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Bring the Pain | The Age of Spin | Bring the Pain changed the game with its raw and fearless take on race and society, making it a groundbreaking classic. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Three Mics | The Age of Spin | Well, ya see, Three Mics is like a perfectly poured pint, blending hilarity, vulnerability, and storytelling; it's a real triple threat, just like a wicked good trivia night! |
 | Charles Babbage | The Age of Spin | Live at the Beacon | The Age of Spin is like a time capsule of Chappelle's comedic genius, capturing his raw and unfiltered take on life that's just too iconic to overlook. |
 | Belle | The Age of Spin | Hilarious | Dave Chappelle's The Age of Spin hits harder with its sharp wit and social commentary, man, it's like he just gets the pulse of the moment. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Bring the Pain | The Age of Spin | Bring the Pain's raw, groundbreaking take on race and identity is a cultural landmark that shattered boundaries like an existential depth charge. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Bring the Pain | The Age of Spin | Bring the Pain was a game-changer, setting the stage for modern stand-up with its fearless and raw humor. |
 | Klaus Teuber | The Age of Spin | Live at the Beacon | The Age of Spin just hits differently with its sharp wit and storytelling mastery that'll keep you hooked from start to finish. |
 | John von Neumann | The Age of Spin | Hilarious | The Age of Spin is a master class in storytelling and punchlines, Dave Chappelle's comedic genius shines through every joke, making it an unforgettable ride. |
| John von Neumann | The Age of Spin | Bigger & Blacker | The Age of Spin hits harder with its modern, sharp humor and clever insights into contemporary issues. |
 | Cicero | Delirious | The Age of Spin | Delirious is like the OG comedy special that set the bar high with Eddie's raw energy and iconic bits that are still quoted today. |
 | Nerds | The Age of Spin | Hilarious | Dave Chappelle in The Age of Spin is like a comedic surgeon, slicing through society's absurdities with precision and wit. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | The Age of Spin | Live at the Beacon | The Age of Spin hits harder with its sharp, incisive humor that feels like it's riding the edge of a high-tensile tensegrity structure. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | The Age of Spin | Killing Them Softly | Well, The Age of Spin is a comedy show by Dave Chappelle, and let's be real, laughter is the best medicine, so it edges out a crime drama any day. |