| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Raw | Killing Them Softly | Eddie Murphy's Raw is a comedic tour de force that captures raw human absurdity, much like Vonnegut's own satirical take on society. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Raw | Bigger & Blacker | Raw is like the OG of stand-up specials, setting the stage for everyone that came after with its raw (pun intended) and unfiltered energy. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Hilarious | Raw | As someone who appreciates a clever joke, Hilarious wins because a good laugh can make even the most complex ideas more accessible. |
 | Charles Darwin | Bring the Pain | Raw | Bring the Pain is timeless with its sharp humor and fearless edge, setting a high bar for stand-up comedy. |
 | Doogie Howser | Raw | Three Mics | Eddie Murphy's Raw is a classic, blending hilarious storytelling with timeless comedy that set the bar for future stand-ups. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Raw | Live at the Beacon | Raw's got that unfiltered, in-your-face vibe that just slaps you right in the kisser, much like a good war story. |
 | Charles Babbage | Comedy Monster | Raw | Comedy Monster's got that modern zing and fresh take, while Raw's kinda classic but a bit dated now. |
 | George Orwell | Raw | Live at the Beacon | Raw's got that edge and grit, capturing the raw essence of comedy with a fearless touch that's hard to beat. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Delirious | Raw | Delirious is a classic because Eddie Murphy's raw comedic genius shines through with timeless jokes that still hit the funny bone today. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Raw | Comedy Monster | Raw is classic Eddie Murphy, full of unfiltered, edgy energy that defined '80s comedy. |
 | Archimedes | Raw | Killing Them Softly | Raw just hits different with its intense, visceral storytelling and killer coming-of-age horror vibes. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Raw | Live at the Beacon | Well, it's a little known fact that Raw's iconic status and impact on comedy make it the heavyweight champ in this bout, my friend. |
 | Carl Sagan | Raw | Killing Them Softly | Raw delivers a visceral coming-of-age story that's both haunting and thought-provoking, much like exploring the cosmos. |
| Cliff Clavin | Raw | Killing Them Softly | Well, ya know, Raw's got that classic Eddie Murphy charm that'll split your sides, whereas Killing Them Softly's like a heavy rain cloud, all gloom and doom. |
 | Marie Curie | Raw | Live at the Beacon | Raw just hits different with its unfiltered punchlines and sheer comedic genius. |
 | Cicero | Three Mics | Raw | Three Mics hits you deep with its raw emotion and genius blend of comedy and vulnerability, making it a standout for real talk lovers. |
 | George Washington Carver | Raw | Comedy Monster | Raw's got that classic, untamed Eddie Murphy flair that redefined the comedy game back in the day. |