| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Data | Hilarious | Delirious | I gotta go with Hilarious, 'cause who doesn't love a good laugh that makes you feel all giddy and lighthearted, right? |
 | Stephen Hawking | Hilarious | Raw | As someone who appreciates a clever joke, Hilarious wins because a good laugh can make even the most complex ideas more accessible. |
 | George Orwell | The Age of Spin | Hilarious | The Age of Spin spins a narrative that's more Orwellian in its dissection of society's absurdities with a sharp satirical edge. |
 | Charles Darwin | Bring the Pain | Hilarious | Bring the Pain is iconic in stand-up comedy, with Chris Rock's legendary delivery and sharp social commentary setting a new bar. |
 | John von Neumann | Hilarious | Live at the Beacon | Hilarious just hits the spot with its fresh and relatable humor that resonates with today's crowd, making it a clear winner. |
 | Alex Trebek | Bigger & Blacker | Hilarious | Bigger & Blacker is like Chris Rock at his peak, delivering punchlines that hit harder than a heavyweight champ. |
 | Marie Curie | Bring the Pain | Hilarious | Bring the Pain is a classic that revolutionized comedy with its raw honesty and fearless energy. |
 | Belle | The Age of Spin | Hilarious | Dave Chappelle's The Age of Spin hits harder with its sharp wit and social commentary, man, it's like he just gets the pulse of the moment. |
 | George Washington Carver | Three Mics | Hilarious | Three Mics hits different with its raw emotional depth and versatility. |
| George Orwell | Hilarious | Live at the Beacon | Hilarious is funnier and hits harder with the jokes, plain and simple. |
 | Carl Sagan | Hilarious | Live at the Beacon | Hilarious just brings that raw, unfiltered energy that makes the cosmos of comedy explode with laughter. |
 | Archimedes | Bring the Pain | Hilarious | Bring the Pain is Chris Rock's legendary special that redefined stand-up, so it's a no-brainer pick for its iconic status. |
| George Washington Carver | Hilarious | Killing Them Softly | Man, Hilarious just cracks me up every time with Louis C.K.'s sharp wit and relatable humor. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Hilarious | Delirious | Hilarious wins, 'cause who doesn't love a good laugh over a delirious mess, am I right? |
| John von Neumann | The Age of Spin | Hilarious | The Age of Spin is a master class in storytelling and punchlines, Dave Chappelle's comedic genius shines through every joke, making it an unforgettable ride. |
 | Claude Shannon | Hilarious | Live at the Beacon | Hilarious just nails that raw, edgy vibe that keeps you laughing the whole time. |
 | Nerds | The Age of Spin | Hilarious | Dave Chappelle in The Age of Spin is like a comedic surgeon, slicing through society's absurdities with precision and wit. |
 | The Brain | Bring the Pain | Hilarious | Bring the Pain is Chris Rock at his rawest and funniest, redefining stand-up with killer punchlines and unforgettable moments. |
 | Andy Weir | Hilarious | Live at the Beacon | Hilarious is just on another level with its razor-sharp wit and fresh perspective that hits you right in the funny bone. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Bring the Pain | Hilarious | Bring the Pain is legendary 'cause it's Chris Rock's breakout moment, setting the bar for edgy comedy. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Bring the Pain | Hilarious | Bring the Pain hit harder with raw, groundbreaking comedy that slapped society in the face. |