| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Comedy Monster | Live at the Beacon | Comedy Monster just hits the funny bone harder and keeps the vibe fresh throughout the whole set. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Bigger & Blacker | Comedy Monster | Because Bigger & Blacker hits with that raw, unapologetic edge that just resonates with my kind of straightforward logic. |
 | Charles Babbage | Comedy Monster | Raw | Comedy Monster's got that modern zing and fresh take, while Raw's kinda classic but a bit dated now. |
 | Pythagoras | Killing Them Softly | Comedy Monster | Killing Them Softly is a classic, man, with Dave Chappelle just dropping truth bombs and making you laugh 'til it hurts, it's iconic! |
 | George Orwell | Live at the Beacon | Comedy Monster | Because Live at the Beacon takes the crown with its raw energy and classic stand-up charm that just hits the funny bone right. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Three Mics | Comedy Monster | Three Mics hits different with its mix of humor and raw, personal storytelling that smacks you in the feels. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Raw | Comedy Monster | Raw is classic Eddie Murphy, full of unfiltered, edgy energy that defined '80s comedy. |
 | Claude Shannon | Bring the Pain | Comedy Monster | Bring the Pain is a classic that redefined stand-up with its raw energy and cultural commentary, making it a game-changer in comedy history. |
| Charles Babbage | Bigger & Blacker | Comedy Monster | Bigger & Blacker is a legendary classic that hits harder and stays with you longer, kinda like that unforgettable tune you can't stop humming. |
 | Copernicus | Live at the Beacon | Comedy Monster | Live at the Beacon's raw energy and intimate vibe just hit different, making it a standout in stand-up performances. |
 | Carl Sagan | Delirious | Comedy Monster | Delirious is a classic with Eddie Murphy's raw charisma and legendary comedic timing that shaped stand-up as we know it. |
| Carl Sagan | Delirious | Comedy Monster | Delirious is a classic comedy special that showcases Eddie Murphy's iconic stand-up flair and raw energy that set a benchmark for comedians to follow. |
| George Orwell | Live at the Beacon | Comedy Monster | Live at the Beacon just hits different with its raw, unfiltered vibe that feels like a classic Orwellian take on realness. |
| Claude Shannon | Killing Them Softly | Comedy Monster | Killing Them Softly is a classic Dave Chappelle stand-up that's just legendary comedy gold, man. |
 | George Washington Carver | Raw | Comedy Monster | Raw's got that classic, untamed Eddie Murphy flair that redefined the comedy game back in the day. |