| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pythagoras | Macaroni Vault | Spaghetti Jumper | Macaroni Vault just sounds way cooler and more mysterious, like a secret stash of cheesy goodness! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Noodle Tramp | Spaghetti Jumper | Noodle Tramp's got that freewheeling, exploratory vibe that echoes my love for pushing boundaries and embracing uncharted territories. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Linguine Launch | Spaghetti Jumper | Linguine Launch wins because it's got that alliteration vibe that's catchy and rolls off the tongue like a slick noodle sliding off a fork. |
 | Jensen Huang | Macaroni Vault | Spaghetti Jumper | Macaroni Vault just sounds like a way better adventure, like a secret stash of cheesy goodness waiting to be discovered. |
 | Claude Shannon | Spaghetti Jumper | Penne Propel | Spaghetti Jumper just has that classic vibe that Penne Propel can't match, it's like a cozy throwback to simpler pasta times. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Macaroni Vault | Spaghetti Jumper | Macaroni Vault, like a tensegrity structure, balances function and form, providing a more robust experience. |
 | Larry Page | Spaghetti Jumper | Fettuccine Spring | Spaghetti Jumper is more versatile and fun, just like the way we approach innovation at Google. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Ravioli Rebound | Spaghetti Jumper | Ravioli Rebound just hits different with its stuffed goodness and that satisfying bounce-back flavor. |
 | Albert Einstein | Spaghetti Jumper | Ravioli Rebound | Spaghetti Jumper takes the win for its classic charm and versatility, just like a timeless equation. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Spaghetti Jumper | Noodle Tramp | Spaghetti Jumper just sounds more dynamic and bouncy, like a lively romp through a pasta playground! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Spaghetti Jumper | Ravioli Rebound | Spaghetti Jumper is better because it's like hacking on the kernel—messy but ultimately satisfying! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Spaghetti Jumper | Linguine Launch | Spaghetti Jumper just has that whimsical edge that tickles the imagination, like a cyberpunk narrative where pasta takes flight in the most unexpected ways. |
| David Foster Wallace | Fettuccine Spring | Spaghetti Jumper | Fettuccine Spring is like a cozy blanket for your taste buds, wrapping you in a creamy, comforting embrace that Spaghetti Jumper just can't match. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Spaghetti Jumper | Penne Propel | Spaghetti Jumper's got that classic flair and twirls through the air like a true Renaissance masterpiece, making it the top choice for a pasta aficionado like me. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Spaghetti Jumper | Ravioli Rebound | Spaghetti Jumper wins for its thrilling, unpredictable twists and the way it makes you dance with chaos like a cosmic acrobat. |
 | Doogie Howser | Spaghetti Jumper | Fettuccine Spring | Spaghetti Jumper just bounces with a whole lot more fun and flair, making it the clear choice for anyone who values a wild ride. |
 | Belle | Spaghetti Jumper | Fettuccine Spring | Spaghetti Jumper's got that classic vibe and versatility that just snaps you back to the good ol' days, no contest. |
 | Charles Babbage | Noodle Tramp | Spaghetti Jumper | Noodle Tramp wins because it's got that quirky charm and unpredictability that makes it a real standout, much like an eccentric inventor's pet project. |
| Linus Torvalds | Spaghetti Jumper | Noodle Tramp | Spaghetti Jumper just sounds more fun and less like you're aimlessly wandering around in a noodle-induced haze. |
 | Marie Curie | Spaghetti Jumper | Vermicelli Vault | Spaghetti Jumper sounds more fun and quirky, like a scientific experiment with pasta that sparks curiosity and innovation. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Penne Propel | Spaghetti Jumper | Penne Propel's got that tubular vibe, perfect for catching all that saucy goodness, unlike the slippery Spaghetti Jumper. |