| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Darwin | Linguine Launch | Noodle Tramp | Linguine Launch gives you that thrill of adventure with pasta, like Darwin on a new voyage. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Linguine Launch | Spaghetti Jumper | Linguine Launch wins because it's got that alliteration vibe that's catchy and rolls off the tongue like a slick noodle sliding off a fork. |
 | Jensen Huang | Fettuccine Spring | Linguine Launch | Fettuccine Spring has that fresh, vibrant vibe that just pops with every bite, making it the ultimate pasta pick. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Noodle Tramp | Linguine Launch | Well, my dear friend, Noodle Tramp just sounds like it's got a bit more character and pizzazz, like it's ready to tell a story or two. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Linguine Launch | Macaroni Vault | Linguine Launch has that sleek, fast pasta feel, reminding me of the dynamic innovation in the lab, whereas Macaroni Vault sounds too much like a cheesy bank heist. |
 | Doc Brown | Tagliatelle Tumble | Linguine Launch | Tagliatelle Tumble's got that classic, hearty vibe that just can't be beat, you know what I'm sayin'? |
 | Guido van Rossum | Linguine Launch | Ravioli Rebound | Linguine Launch takes the cake, or should I say pasta, because its dynamic and flexible nature mirrors the creativity involved in Python programming. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Linguine Launch | Vermicelli Vault | Vermicelli's fine and all, but Linguine Launch has that wider pasta heft I reckon folks enjoy a bit more. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Spaghetti Jumper | Linguine Launch | Spaghetti Jumper just has that whimsical edge that tickles the imagination, like a cyberpunk narrative where pasta takes flight in the most unexpected ways. |
 | Carl Sagan | Linguine Launch | Pasta Bounce | In the cosmic dance of all things noodle, Linguine Launch takes the cake with its thrilling ascent to pasta greatness, like stars being flung into the universe. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Linguine Launch | Penne Propel | Linguine Launch flies through the air like a dream, twisting and turning with the grace of a digital ballet, much like the elegant flow of a well-structured hyperlink. |
 | Belle | Ravioli Rebound | Linguine Launch | Ravioli Rebound's got that cheesy surprise inside, making every bite an adventure, unlike plain ol' Linguine Launch. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Macaroni Vault | Linguine Launch | Well, ya see, the Macaroni Vault's got that homey, comforting vibe that ya just can't beat, kinda like a hug from your favorite aunt who always sneaks you extra cookies. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Linguine Launch | Tagliatelle Tumble | Linguine Launch is the bomb because it's got that perfect slurp factor and just feels more fun at the table. |
 | Marie Curie | Macaroni Vault | Linguine Launch | Macaroni Vault sounds like it's packed with more cheesy goodness and variety, which is always a win in my book! |
 | Nerds | Linguine Launch | Macaroni Vault | Linguine Launch just has that perfect al dente vibe that hits the spot every time, man. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Linguine Launch | Fettuccine Spring | Linguine Launch's got that perfect al dente bite and never fails to impress with a saucy twist! |
 | Copernicus | Penne Propel | Linguine Launch | Penne Propel's tubular shape just makes it way better at catching all that good sauce, you know? |
 | Ada Lovelace | Fettuccine Spring | Linguine Launch | Dude, Fettuccine Spring just hits different with its vibrant, fresh vibes and perfect pasta texture that screams 'springtime joy' in every bite. |
 | Claude Shannon | Ravioli Rebound | Linguine Launch | Ravioli Rebound packs a flavor punch that takes you on a wild ride, unlike any pasta dish you've ever had! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Linguine Launch | Vermicelli Vault | Linguine Launch just rolls off the tongue like a smooth kernel upgrade. |