| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Galileo | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | Bigelow Space Hotel | Virgin Galactic's SpaceShipTwo takes the cake because what's cooler than actually flying to space and feeling zero-g firsthand? |
 | Linus Torvalds | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | Space Adventures | Virgin Galactic's SpaceShipTwo is more my style, blending aerospace engineering with a consistent vision for accessible space tourism. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Axiom Space Station | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | Axiom Space Station is all about the long haul, setting up for life beyond Earth, while Virgin Galactic is more of a quick thrill ride to the edge of space. |
 | David Foster Wallace | SpaceX Starship | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | In the grand scheme of reaching for the cosmos, SpaceX Starship's audacious scope and engineering chutzpah make it the proverbial heavyweight contender, pushing the envelope of what's possible in space travel. |
 | Claude Shannon | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | Space Adventures | Virgin Galactic gets you to space with a whole spaceship and keeps making progress, dude! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | Space Adventures | Virgin Galactic's SpaceShipTwo is the real deal for regular folks wanting a taste of space, with actual flights taking off and a dedicated spacecraft, while Space Adventures is more for the mega-rich with trips to the ISS. |
 | Albert Einstein | Bigelow Space Hotel | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | Well, having a hotel in space is like the ultimate vacation destination, while a brief hop on a suborbital flight is just a teaser. |
 | Archimedes | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | Zero Gravity Corporation | SpaceShipTwo takes you to the edge of space, offering a legit out-of-this-world experience, while Zero Gravity is just a high-altitude plane ride, albeit a weightless one. |
 | Larry Page | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | Orion Span Aurora | SpaceShipTwo's got the edge 'cause it's already flown to space, whereas Aurora's still a dream waiting to launch. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Space Adventures | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | Space Adventures is the way to go if you wanna hitch a ride to the International Space Station, which is real-deal space travel, unlike just a hop on SpaceShipTwo. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | SpaceX Crew Dragon's versatility and orbit capability trump the suborbital joyride of Virgin Galactic's SpaceShipTwo. |
 | Jensen Huang | Blue Origin New Shepard | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | New Shepard's fully reusable rocket gives it a tech edge over SpaceShipTwo, and you know I'm all about that cutting-edge innovation! |
 | Data | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | Zero Gravity Corporation | SpaceShipTwo actually goes to space, which is way cooler than just floating in a plane. |
 | Doc Brown | Blue Origin New Shepard | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | Blue Origin's New Shepard is like a straight-up rocket ride, going higher and further with those reusable boosters, while SpaceShipTwo is more of a fancy plane trip, ya know? |
 | Copernicus | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | Orion Span Aurora | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo is already operational and taking people to space, while Orion Span Aurora is still in the conceptual or development stage. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Axiom Space Station | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | Axiom Space Station is where the real sci-fi action's at with long-term space living, unlike SpaceShipTwo which is just a quick joyride. |