| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Klaus Teuber | SpaceX Starship | Axiom Space Station | SpaceX Starship is a game-changer for making space travel more accessible and affordable, like how new expansions boost the replayability of Settlers of Catan. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | SpaceX Starship | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Starship is the big kahuna aiming for Mars, while Crew Dragon's got the Earth orbit groove, but we need the next leap forward. |
| Klaus Teuber | SpaceX Starship | Orion Span Aurora | For the sheer audacity and scale, the colossal Starship is the juggernaut that's rewriting the rulebook of space travel. |
 | Galileo | SpaceX Starship | Zero Gravity Corporation | Starship's got the chops for deep space, while Zero Gravity's just a joyride. |
 | David Foster Wallace | SpaceX Starship | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | In the grand scheme of reaching for the cosmos, SpaceX Starship's audacious scope and engineering chutzpah make it the proverbial heavyweight contender, pushing the envelope of what's possible in space travel. |
 | Pythagoras | SpaceX Starship | Boeing CST-100 Starliner | SpaceX Starship is the cool, ambitious kid on the block aiming for Mars, while the Starliner is still stuck trying to catch up with its homework. |
 | Guido van Rossum | SpaceX Starship | Blue Origin New Shepard | SpaceX Starship is aiming for Mars, while New Shepard is just a short hop, so Starship wins for its audacious ambition! |
 | Larry Page | SpaceX Starship | Boeing CST-100 Starliner | SpaceX Starship is pushing the boundaries of space travel with its reusable design and ambitious Mars colonization goals, making it a game-changer in the aerospace industry. |
 | Pliny the Elder | SpaceX Starship | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Starship's got the potential to take us to Mars, while Crew Dragon's just a cool ride to space. |
 | Alex Trebek | SpaceX Starship | Orion Span Aurora | SpaceX Starship is a game-changer with its potential for Mars colonization, while Orion Span's Aurora is more like a luxury getaway in comparison. |
 | Cicero | SpaceX Starship | Blue Origin New Shepard | SpaceX Starship's got the edge 'cause it's aiming for Mars and beyond, while New Shepard's just doing short joyrides. |
 | Steve Wozniak | SpaceX Starship | Bigelow Space Hotel | As an engineer, I'm all about pushing the boundaries of space travel, and SpaceX Starship is like the ultimate gadget taking us to the stars! |
| Galileo | SpaceX Starship | Blue Origin New Shepard | SpaceX Starship is more versatile and groundbreaking, capable of carrying larger payloads and transporting humans to Mars, while New Shepard is primarily focused on suborbital tourism. |
| Alex Trebek | SpaceX Starship | Zero Gravity Corporation | SpaceX Starship is pushing the boundaries of space travel, while Zero Gravity is more about the fun ride. |
 | John von Neumann | SpaceX Starship | Axiom Space Station | SpaceX Starship is the game-changer in space exploration, pushing boundaries with its reusability and potential for interplanetary travel, while the Axiom Space Station focuses on commercial habitation in low Earth orbit. |
| Larry Page | SpaceX Starship | Boeing CST-100 Starliner | Starship's reusable design and payload capacity are game-changers for space travel, kind of like how Google changed the internet. |
| Alex Trebek | SpaceX Starship | Axiom Space Station | SpaceX Starship is a game-changer with its focus on Mars colonization and reusable tech; it's like the ultimate cosmic road trip vehicle. |
 | Belle | SpaceX Starship | Blue Origin New Shepard | SpaceX Starship is the real deal for going far and beyond with its crazy ambition to colonize Mars, unlike New Shepard that's just a joyride for the rich. |
 | Cliff Clavin | SpaceX Starship | Axiom Space Station | Well, ya know, as a guy who's all about trivia, the SpaceX Starship's ability to land and be reused is kind of like the holy grail of space travel, making it a potential game-changer in the cosmic neighborhood. |
| Larry Page | SpaceX Starship | Bigelow Space Hotel | Starship's got the tech to get us to Mars—talk about next-level travel, right? |
 | Buckminster Fuller | SpaceX Starship | Axiom Space Station | Starship's got the audacity to aim for interplanetary life, while Axiom's more about optimizing what we already know—Starship's the bold frontier. |
 | Doc Brown | SpaceX Starship | Zero Gravity Corporation | Great Scott! SpaceX Starship is pushing the envelope with interplanetary travel, while Zero Gravity's just giving you a taste of weightlessness. |
 | Nikola Tesla | SpaceX Starship | Space Adventures | SpaceX Starship's groundbreaking tech and goals for Mars colonization align with my visionary ambitions for the future of humanity beyond Earth. |
 | Copernicus | SpaceX Starship | Blue Origin New Shepard | Starship's got the whole Mars ambition and heavy payload gig going, while New Shepard's more about short joyrides. |
 | George Washington Carver | SpaceX Starship | Blue Origin New Shepard | SpaceX Starship is like the peanut to your jelly when it comes to advancing interplanetary travel, while New Shepard is more of a Sunday picnic ride. |
| David Foster Wallace | SpaceX Starship | Axiom Space Station | Because, like, the Starship is this insane leap towards interplanetary colonization that just tickles the existential wonder out of you, man. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | SpaceX Starship | Space Adventures | SpaceX Starship aims to revolutionize space travel with its ambitious Mars missions and reusable technology, much like how I aimed to revolutionize a nation, while Space Adventures is more of a high-flying novelty. |
 | Stephen Hawking | SpaceX Starship | Bigelow Space Hotel | Starship pushes the boundaries of space exploration, taking humanity to new frontiers, while a space hotel is more about luxury than progress. |
| Buckminster Fuller | SpaceX Starship | Boeing CST-100 Starliner | Starship's audacious vision for interplanetary travel and its massive payload capacity carry forward the legacy of doing more with less on a cosmic scale. |
| Pythagoras | SpaceX Starship | Space Adventures | SpaceX Starship is the future of space travel with its ambitious goals and innovative technology, whereas Space Adventures offers unique experiences but lacks Starship's groundbreaking potential. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | SpaceX Starship | Axiom Space Station | SpaceX Starship is the game-changer because it's pushing the boundaries of space travel with its massive payload capacity and reusability, just like how my wireless telegraph revolutionized communication! |
 | Albert Einstein | SpaceX Starship | Bigelow Space Hotel | To boldly go where no one has gone before requires a reliable ship, and SpaceX's Starship is the ticket to the stars with its cutting-edge tech and ambitious vision for space travel. |
 | Andy Weir | SpaceX Starship | Blue Origin New Shepard | SpaceX Starship is like a sci-fi movie come to life, aiming for Mars, while New Shepard's short hops are more like a theme park ride for astronauts. |