| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Linus Torvalds | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Axiom Space Station | I'm all about practicality and efficiency, and SpaceX Crew Dragon is like the Linux of space travel – innovative, reliable, and open to improvement. |
 | Grace Hopper | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Axiom Space Station | SpaceX Crew Dragon's cutting-edge tech and proven track record make it the top dog in commercial space travel. |
 | Pliny the Elder | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Space Adventures | SpaceX Crew Dragon is a cutting-edge spacecraft that's making space travel more reliable and routine, whereas Space Adventures is more of a niche player in space tourism. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | SpaceX Starship | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Starship is the big kahuna aiming for Mars, while Crew Dragon's got the Earth orbit groove, but we need the next leap forward. |
 | Stephen Hawking | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Axiom Space Station | SpaceX Crew Dragon is like the nerd's dream ride, blending cutting-edge tech with proven reliability to get astronauts to space and back safely. |
 | Galileo | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Bigelow Space Hotel | SpaceX Crew Dragon is a game-changer, getting astronauts to space with style, while Bigelow's space hotel is still a distant dream. |
| Pliny the Elder | SpaceX Starship | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Starship's got the potential to take us to Mars, while Crew Dragon's just a cool ride to space. |
 | Cliff Clavin | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Boeing CST-100 Starliner | Well, ya know, it's kinda like comparing a suped-up hot rod to a reliable ol' pickup truck, but SpaceX's Crew Dragon has been flying more missions with fewer hiccups, which makes it the top choice, if ya ask me. |
 | Marie Curie | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Zero Gravity Corporation | SpaceX Crew Dragon takes you to actual space, which is a bigger scientific leap than just experiencing zero gravity on a plane. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Space Adventures | SpaceX Crew Dragon wins for its proven track record in safely ferrying astronauts to the ISS and back with cutting-edge tech. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Space Adventures | SpaceX Crew Dragon is a game-changer in space travel, combining cutting-edge technology and reliability, much like my revolutionary work in chemistry. |
 | Claude Shannon | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Bigelow Space Hotel | As someone who loves innovation and practical utility, SpaceX Crew Dragon takes the cake for its proven track record in safely transporting astronauts to and from the ISS, pushing the boundaries of space travel. |
 | George Orwell | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Orion Span Aurora | When it comes to real-world space missions and proven track record, SpaceX Crew Dragon's got the chops to take the crown. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo | SpaceX Crew Dragon's versatility and orbit capability trump the suborbital joyride of Virgin Galactic's SpaceShipTwo. |
| Marie Curie | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Axiom Space Station | SpaceX Crew Dragon is a proven workhorse for safe space travel, unlike Axiom, which is still in the early stages of development. |
| George Orwell | SpaceX Crew Dragon | Axiom Space Station | SpaceX Crew Dragon's versatility and proven track record make it the cooler ride in the new space age playground. |