| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | International Space Station | Mars Rover | Well, ya know, the ISS is like a big ol' floating science lab with folks livin' there, makin' it a real game-changer for human space exploration. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Mars Rover | Chandrayaan-3 | Mars Rover's cutting-edge tech and longevity make it the front-runner in space exploration, much like a well-crafted Apple product. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Mars Rover | New Horizons | Mars Rover gets the nod because it's like a high-tech robotic geologist doing fieldwork on Mars, which is some hardcore, boots-on-the-ground science, or, more accurately, wheels-on-the-ground. |
 | Ada Lovelace | International Space Station | Mars Rover | The International Space Station is like a cosmic clubhouse where Earthlings hang out and do science, making it way cooler for collaboration and research compared to the solo Mars Rover. |
 | Andy Weir | Mars Rover | New Horizons | Come on, Mars Rover is my jam—it's exploring the very planet I've obsessively researched and written about! |
 | Doogie Howser | Chandrayaan-3 | Mars Rover | Chandrayaan-3 gets the edge because its successful soft landing on the lunar south pole is like hitting a bullseye on a dartboard that's spinning in space! |
| Cliff Clavin | Mars Rover | New Horizons | Well, it's like this: the Mars Rover's been kickin' up dust and takin' selfies on the Red Planet for years, giving us the inside scoop on Martian soil and rocks, which is just a smidge more relatable than Pluto's icy selfies from New Horizons. |
| Steve Wozniak | Mars Rover | Venera Program | Mars Rover's got that tech mojo, exploring and analyzing the Red Planet with high-tech instruments and sending back loads of data. |
 | John von Neumann | Mars Rover | Chandrayaan-3 | Mars Rover gets the nod for its trailblazing endurance and groundbreaking discoveries on another planet, which is a level of interplanetary coolness that's hard to beat. |
 | Pythagoras | Mars Rover | New Horizons | Man, the Mars Rover's got that boots-on-the-ground vibe, exploring the surface like a true adventurer, while New Horizons just zoomed by Pluto for a quick snapshot. |
 | Marie Curie | Mars Rover | New Horizons | Mars Rovers are like the ultimate explorers on the Martian surface, unlocking secrets and paving the way for future human missions, a real game-changer for planetary science. |
 | Grace Hopper | Apollo 11 | Mars Rover | Apollo 11 was the first time humans set foot on another celestial body, marking a giant leap for mankind and a moment of unparalleled audacity and achievement in human history. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | James Webb | Mars Rover | James Webb is the new rockstar of space telescopes, bringing us mind-blowing cosmic insights we never thought possible. |
 | Professor Frink | Voyager Probes | Mars Rover | Voyager Probes win with a cosmic hello as they explore beyond our solar system, woop woop! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | James Webb | Mars Rover | As a scientist fascinated by the vast universe, James Webb's ability to peer back in time and unveil the cosmos' secrets is like giving me a front-row seat to the greatest show beyond Earth. |
| Ada Lovelace | SpaceX Dragon | Mars Rover | SpaceX Dragon gets the edge because it's taking humans to space, which is just mind-blowingly cool, while Mars Rover is more like a super-smart robot explorer. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Mars Rover | Venera Program | Mars Rover wins because it's like the Swiss Army knife of space missions, outliving its expected lifespan and sending back a zillion gigabytes of data about the Red Planet. |
| Grace Hopper | International Space Station | Mars Rover | The International Space Station is like a cosmic clubhouse for science and international cooperation, floating in low Earth orbit, and it's where humans actually live and work in space. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Mars Rover | Chandrayaan-3 | Mars Rover's got that long-haul resilience and versatility, cruising across the Martian terrain like a boss for years and years. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | James Webb | Mars Rover | James Webb's got that sick telescope game, seeing the universe like we've never seen before, while Mars Rover's just cruising around one planet. |
 | Louis Pasteur | James Webb | Mars Rover | As a scientist driven by curiosity for the unseen, the James Webb is the shiny new toy because it lets us gaze deeper into the cosmos' secrets. |
 | George Washington Carver | Mars Rover | Hubble Telescope | As a lover of exploration and discovery, the Mars Rover gets my vote for sparking curiosity about our neighboring planet and pushing the boundaries of science and technology. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Apollo 11 | Mars Rover | Apollo 11 was the first to put humans on the moon, a giant leap for mankind that makes my nerdy heart sing with joy! |
 | Albert Einstein | Voyager Probes | Mars Rover | Voyager Probes take the cake 'cause they're out there exploring the great unknown beyond our solar system, pushing boundaries like me with relativity. |
| Louis Pasteur | Mars Rover | Chandrayaan-3 | Ah, mon ami, the Mars Rover, with its sophisticated instruments and ability to traverse the alien terrain, is like a master scientist exploring the mysteries of a new world—c'est magnifique! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Mars Rover | Chandrayaan-3 | Mars Rover is like the ultimate cosmic explorer, zipping around Mars with crazy scientific gear, while Chandrayaan-3 is more of a lunar lander specialist. |
 | Charles Darwin | Mars Rover | Venera Program | Given my passion for exploration and understanding life, the Mars Rover's ongoing search for signs of life and detailed geological surveys make it a thrilling choice for unraveling the mysteries of another world, reminiscent of my own journeys to understand life on Earth. |
 | Cicero | Mars Rover | Chandrayaan-3 | Mars Rover wins because it's like the Swiss Army knife of space exploration, tackling the Red Planet's mysteries with a slew of instruments and the ability to drive around and drill, showcasing some serious engineering flair! |
 | Archimedes | Voyager Probes | Mars Rover | Voyager Probes win for cruising out of the solar system and sending back cosmic postcards, which is way cooler than just road-tripping around Mars! |
| Cicero | James Webb | Mars Rover | Dude, the James Webb is like the Hubble on steroids, seeing galaxies and stuff way back in time, whereas Mars Rover is just cruising on some dusty red rock. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | SpaceX Dragon | Mars Rover | SpaceX Dragon's versatility in hauling humans and goods up and back like a cosmic Uber gives it the edge over Mars Rover's solo science gig. |