| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Lonnie Johnson | Ceres Settlement | Venus Haven | Ceres Settlement's got that water ice for days, making it easier to grow stuff and chill compared to Venus' hellish vibes. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Venus Haven | Mercury Station | Venus Haven's got a more chill vibe with its easier temperatures compared to Mercury Station's scorching extremes, making it a more pleasant hangout for curious minds. |
 | Andy Weir | Titan Colony | Venus Haven | Titan Colony gets the nod because living on a moon with potential for resources and an Earth-like atmosphere makes it the ultimate space frontier playground, while Venus is a crazy hot pressure cooker. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Lunar Base Alpha | Venus Haven | Lunar Base Alpha is where it's at, because the Moon's got that close-to-home vibe and real-time Earth views, unlike Venus which is just too hot to handle, literally! |
 | Marie Curie | Asteroid Belt Hub | Venus Haven | The Asteroid Belt Hub has a treasure trove of rare minerals and potential for scientific discovery, so it's a paradise for a curious scientist like me. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Europa Outpost | Venus Haven | Europa Outpost is a better choice because its icy surface and subsurface ocean might just harbor alien life, and who wouldn't want to hang out with extraterrestrials? |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Mars City One | Venus Haven | Mars City One's got the practicality down with its more agreeable conditions and potential resources, making it a cooler choice for setting up shop. |
 | George Orwell | Callisto Community | Venus Haven | In the grand tapestry of celestial settlements, Callisto Community just vibes better with its chill, expansive environment and practical self-sustainability, making it the cosmic hangout spot of choice. |
 | Grace Hopper | Asteroid Belt Hub | Venus Haven | The Asteroid Belt Hub is cooler because it's got all these floating rocks that might have rare minerals, making it a goldmine for space nerds and tech aficionados looking for new resources. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Ganymede Habitat | Venus Haven | Ganymede Habitat's got that extra radiation shieldin' and water ice access that Venus Haven just can't match, man. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Ganymede Habitat | Venus Haven | Ganymede Habitat has the geek factor; it's a moon orbiting Jupiter, and that's way cooler than being stuck in Venus's scorching greenhouse. |
 | Archimedes | Lunar Base Alpha | Venus Haven | Lunar Base Alpha is the way to go because it's closer to home and has way less hellish conditions compared to Venus's crazy heat and pressure. |