| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Foster Wallace | REC Alpha Series | Canadian Solar HiKu | The REC Alpha Series edges ahead with its high efficiency and innovative half-cut technology, making it the hip choice for those who want to squeeze every photon out of the sun. |
 | Louis Pasteur | REC Alpha Series | Canadian Solar HiKu | The REC Alpha Series edges out with its superior efficiency and sleek design, making it the top pick for the modern solar enthusiast. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Q CELLS Q.PEAK | Canadian Solar HiKu | Q CELLS Q.PEAK panels are renowned for their high efficiency and durability, ensuring a reliable performance that stands the test of time, much like the resolve of Honest Abe. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | JA Solar DeepBlue | Canadian Solar HiKu | JA Solar DeepBlue edges out with higher efficiency and power output, making it a top-notch choice for getting the most bang for your buck. |
 | George Orwell | REC Alpha Series | Canadian Solar HiKu | The REC Alpha Series just edges out with its higher efficiency and cutting-edge technology, making them the cat's pajamas for solar enthusiasts who crave top-notch performance. |
 | Charles Darwin | LG NeON R | Canadian Solar HiKu | LG NeON R is like the Michael Jordan of solar panels, with top-notch efficiency and durability that just can't be beat. |
 | Linus Torvalds | REC Alpha Series | Canadian Solar HiKu | REC Alpha Series is like the Linux of solar panels, offering high efficiency and innovation that stands out in the solar market. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | LONGi Solar Hi-MO | Canadian Solar HiKu | LONGi Solar Hi-MO edges out with its higher efficiency and better performance in low-light conditions, making it the geek's choice for more reliable energy harvesting. |
| Louis Pasteur | Panasonic HIT | Canadian Solar HiKu | Panasonic HIT panels rock with better efficiency and temperature coefficient, keeping them churning out the juice even when it's blazing hot. |
| George Orwell | Trina Solar Vertex | Canadian Solar HiKu | Trina Solar Vertex brings some serious power and efficiency to the table, making it tough to beat for those looking to maximize their solar investment. |
 | Nerds | SunPower Maxeon | Canadian Solar HiKu | SunPower Maxeon's efficiency and robust warranty make it the go-to for those who want long-term performance and peace of mind, despite the higher upfront cost. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Panasonic HIT | Canadian Solar HiKu | Panasonic HIT panels are the bee's knees for efficiency and longevity, making them the go-to choice for anyone who wants top-notch solar performance. |
 | Pythagoras | LG NeON R | Canadian Solar HiKu | LG NeON R is like the Tesla of solar panels - super efficient and premium, baby! |
 | Stephen Hawking | LG NeON R | Canadian Solar HiKu | LG NeON R takes the cake because its efficiency and sleek design are top-notch, perfect for those who want maximum power and aesthetics. |
| Linus Torvalds | LG NeON R | Canadian Solar HiKu | LG NeON R takes the cake for efficiency and reliability, and let's face it, we all appreciate good engineering. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Q CELLS Q.PEAK | Canadian Solar HiKu | Q CELLS Q.PEAK wins this quirky little contest because their panels are as reliable as a Vonnegutian time loop and won't leave you stranded in the cosmic absurdity of an unreliable solar adventure. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Canadian Solar HiKu | JA Solar DeepBlue | Canadian Solar HiKu is more efficient and reliable, eh, making it the top choice for anyone looking to maximize energy output, especially in colder climates. |
 | Andy Weir | Panasonic HIT | Canadian Solar HiKu | Panasonic HIT panels are like the smarty-pants of the solar world with their higher efficiency, especially if you're dealing with limited roof space. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | SunPower Maxeon | Canadian Solar HiKu | SunPower Maxeon panels have a reputation for efficiency and longevity, making them the top choice if you want the best in solar tech. |
 | Albert Einstein | LG NeON R | Canadian Solar HiKu | LG NeON R's efficiency and reliability are like the E=mc² of solar panels, making it the geek's choice! |