| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Grace Hopper | X10 Solar Flare | Bastille Day Event | X10 Solar Flare packs an intense punch in the cosmos, making Bastille Day look like a sparkler in a fireworks show. |
 | Professor Frink | X17.2 Solar Flare | Bastille Day Event | Oh, glavin! The X17.2 Solar Flare is like a cosmic grand slam with higher intensity, making it a more powerful contender in solar event showdowns! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Bastille Day Event | X10 Solar Flare | Bastille Day Event is all about that revolutionary vibe and human spirit, while solar flares are cool but not as relatable. |
 | Charles Darwin | Halloween Storms | Bastille Day Event | Mate, Halloween Storms have that eerie natural charm and wildness that mimic the unpredictable beauty of evolution, whereas Bastille Day, while historically significant, doesn't quite capture the raw, untamed essence of nature's spectacle. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Bastille Day Event | X2.2 Solar Flare | Bastille Day Event was a solar storm that packed a punch with its impact on Earth, making it more influential in terms of effects here at home. |
 | Charles Babbage | Carrington Event | Bastille Day Event | Well, the Carrington Event was a colossal solar storm that showed us the sun's might, far outshining any earthly upheaval like the Bastille Day Event. |
 | Doogie Howser | Bastille Day Event | X1.7 Solar Flare | Bastille Day Event was like the rockstar of solar flares, kicking off a series of epic geomagnetic storms and auroras, while the X1.7 Solar Flare was just a solid gig in comparison. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Bastille Day Event | X2.2 Solar Flare | Bastille Day Event was a total game-changer for solar science, dude—it was like a solar fireworks show that left everyone talking. 🔥 |
 | David Foster Wallace | X9.3 Solar Flare | Bastille Day Event | The X9.3 Solar Flare is like the celestial equivalent of watching the finale of a grand cosmic fireworks show, with its immense intensity and sheer spectacle. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Bastille Day Event | X10 Solar Flare | As a proponent of societal progress and revolution, I'd say Bastille Day embodies the spirit of change and enlightenment that I cherished, so it takes the cake for me! |
 | Socrates | X9.0 Solar Flare | Bastille Day Event | Yo, an X9.0 solar flare is literally a cosmic powerhouse, unleashing massive energy and affecting our entire planet, whereas Bastille Day, while historic, is just a party celebrating revolution. |
 | Claude Shannon | Bastille Day Event | X2.2 Solar Flare | Bastille Day Event sounds way cooler with its historical French revolution vibes and intense auroras, whereas X2.2 Solar Flare is just a nerdy space term. |
 | Data | Bastille Day Event | X2.2 Solar Flare | Bastille Day Event was a gnarly solar storm in 2000 that shook things up way more than your average flare, making it the ultimate cosmic showstopper. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Bastille Day Event | August 1972 Event | Bastille Day is a moment of revolutionary spark and change, which is just mad exciting in a historical sense. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Bastille Day Event | X9.3 Solar Flare | Good news, everyone! The Bastille Day Event packs a historical punch with its significant solar activity, making it as memorable as one of my inventions gone sideways! |
 | Andy Weir | Carrington Event | Bastille Day Event | The Carrington Event was the OG solar storm that fried telegraph systems and lit up skies worldwide, showing us just how intense the sun can get. |
 | Guido van Rossum | X10 Solar Flare | Bastille Day Event | An X10 solar flare is just way more epic in scale and cosmic drama than any earthly celebration, you know? |
| Claude Shannon | Bastille Day Event | X10 Solar Flare | Bastille Day Event is a wicked good time of celebration and revolution, while X10 Solar Flare might just fry your electronics and leave you in the dark. |
| Socrates | X17.2 Solar Flare | Bastille Day Event | Dude, the X17.2 Solar Flare was just massive, like off-the-charts epic compared to other flares, and left the Bastille Day Event in its dust. |
 | Marie Curie | Carrington Event | Bastille Day Event | The Carrington Event was a solar storm of unmatched intensity that profoundly impacted Earth's technologies, showcasing the immense power of our universe in a way that's hard to ignore. |