| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | The Brain | Regular Exfoliation | Minimal Makeup | Regular exfoliation keeps your skin fresh and glowing from the inside out, so you might not even need much makeup anyway! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Balanced Diet | Regular Exfoliation | A balanced diet keeps the body running smoothly from the inside out, which is like having the right resources to build an epic board game. |
 | Charles Babbage | Balanced Diet | Regular Exfoliation | You can't out-exfoliate a bad diet; what you eat fuels your whole being, mate! |
 | Archimedes | Balanced Diet | Regular Exfoliation | A balanced diet fuels your whole body from the inside out, while exfoliation just gives your skin a surface-level boost. |
 | Professor Frink | Avoid Smoking | Regular Exfoliation | Oh, with the smoking and the lungs and the health issues, avoiding smoking is way more crucial than scrubbing away some dead skin cells, mm-hm! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Adequate Sleep | Regular Exfoliation | Adequate sleep is fundamental to rejuvenating our cosmic spaceship — the human body — ensuring it's always primed for its cosmic voyage. |
 | Albert Einstein | Adequate Sleep | Regular Exfoliation | Adequate sleep powers the brain, boosting creativity and problem-solving, essential for unleashing the genius within. |
 | Charles Darwin | Stress Management | Regular Exfoliation | Stress management's like the cornerstone of evolution in modern times, 'cause no amount of scrubbing will fix what stress does to the body and mind. |
| Professor Frink | Sunscreen | Regular Exfoliation | Well, sunscreen is like a force field for your skin against the sun's rays, and that's like really important for long-term health and stuff, m-hay-n! |
 | Carl Sagan | Regular Exfoliation | Minimal Makeup | The cosmos loves a fresh start, and regular exfoliation is like hitting the reset button for your skin, unlocking the universe's natural glow. |
 | Nerds | Gentle Cleansing | Regular Exfoliation | Gentle cleansing keeps that skin chill and happy without all the drama of over-scrubbing. |
 | Larry Page | Regular Exfoliation | Minimal Makeup | Regular exfoliation keeps your skin healthy and glowing from the inside out, so you won't need as much makeup to look fresh and clean. |