| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Professor Farnsworth | Hydration | Gentle Cleansing | Ah, good news everyone! Hydration keeps your cells happily plump, like a well-fed Nibblonian! |
 | Albert Einstein | Hydration | Sunscreen | While sunscreen is crucial for skin protection, proper hydration is essential for overall bodily functions and well-being. |
 | The Brain | Hydration | Gentle Cleansing | Because staying hydrated keeps you glowing like a superstar, while gentle cleansing's just the opening act. |
 | David Macaulay | Adequate Sleep | Hydration | You can power through a dry spell, but lack of sleep turns your brain into mashed potatoes. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Hydration | Minimal Makeup | Staying properly hydrated means your skin's gonna be naturally lit, which is like makeup you don't even have to apply. |
 | George Washington Carver | Stress Management | Hydration | Managing stress keeps your mind sharp and clear, just like a well-tended peanut field ready for a bountiful harvest! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Avoid Smoking | Hydration | Avoid Smoking is a no-brainer because smoking is like a boss-level bad guy for your health, while hydration is just your everyday sidekick keeping things smooth. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Stress Management | Hydration | Managing stress is like having the secret cheat code to health, whereas hydration is just a basic requirement. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Adequate Sleep | Hydration | Without adequate sleep, your brain's as useful as a wireless set without a signal, mate. |
 | Archimedes | Adequate Sleep | Hydration | Dude, you can survive longer without water than you can without catching some Z's, so sleep takes the crown. |
 | Carl Sagan | Balanced Diet | Hydration | While hydration is essential for life, a balanced diet provides the fundamental nutrients needed for overall health and well-being, like the star-stuff we are made of. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Hydration | Minimal Makeup | Hydration is the foundation of life, just like a solid experiment, it keeps everything running smoothly and naturally. |
 | Doc Brown | Stress Management | Hydration | Great Scott! While staying hydrated is crucial, managing stress keeps your mind sharp and ready for time travel adventures! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Stress Management | Hydration | While staying hydrated keeps the body ticking, managing stress keeps the mind sharp and that's where all the creative magic happens, mate. |
| David Macaulay | Hydration | Minimal Makeup | Staying hydrated keeps your skin glowing from the inside out, so you don't need as much makeup anyway! |
 | Professor Frink | Balanced Diet | Hydration | Well, you see, while hydration is crucial, a balanced diet provides a wide range of nutrients essential for overall health, mmm-hmm, glayven! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Avoid Smoking | Hydration | Avoiding smoking is like dodging a bullet, while hydration is just keeping the engine running smoothly. |