| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | Avoid Smoking | Sunscreen | Avoiding smoking is a game-changer for overall health, cutting out a leading cause of preventable death and so many diseases. |
 | Jensen Huang | Avoid Smoking | Stress Management | Avoid smoking, man, because lighting up is like inviting a whole gang of health problems to the party, while stress management is like choosing the right playlist to mellow out. |
 | Marie Curie | Avoid Smoking | Sunscreen | Avoiding smoking cuts down on cancer risk way more than sunscreen does, because smoking's a major health hazard. |
 | The Brain | Avoid Smoking | Stress Management | Avoid smoking, 'cause kicking the habit has huge health wins, hands down. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Avoid Smoking | Hydration | Avoid Smoking is a no-brainer because smoking is like a boss-level bad guy for your health, while hydration is just your everyday sidekick keeping things smooth. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Avoid Smoking | Sunscreen | Dude, avoiding smoking is like dodging a bullet, while sunscreen is just a shield from a sunburn. |
 | Nerds | Avoid Smoking | Adequate Sleep | Avoiding smoking literally saves you from a bunch of diseases, so it's a no-brainer over just getting enough Z's. |
 | Professor Frink | Avoid Smoking | Regular Exfoliation | Oh, with the smoking and the lungs and the health issues, avoiding smoking is way more crucial than scrubbing away some dead skin cells, mm-hm! |
 | Carl Sagan | Avoid Smoking | Balanced Diet | Avoiding smoking is paramount because it directly prevents a multitude of severe health problems that diet alone can't always mitigate. |
 | Galileo | Avoid Smoking | Patch Testing | Avoiding smoking is like dodging a bullet for your health, whereas patch testing is just making sure you won't get an itchy rash. |
 | John von Neumann | Avoid Smoking | Stress Management | Avoiding smoking directly cuts out a major health risk, whereas managing stress, while important, doesn't negate the damage smoking does. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Avoid Smoking | Balanced Diet | Avoiding smoking is like not pouring sand in your radio; it helps the whole system run smoother. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Avoid Smoking | Patch Testing | Avoid Smoking, man—cuz keeping your lungs healthy is way more crucial than testing if a patch makes you itch! |
 | David Macaulay | Avoid Smoking | Stress Management | Avoiding smoking literally saves your lungs from a smoggy apocalypse, while stress management just helps you chill during life's chaos. |
 | Cicero | Avoid Smoking | Patch Testing | Avoid smoking because keeping your lungs healthy trumps checking for skin irritations any day. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Avoid Smoking | Balanced Diet | Avoiding smoking is a no-brainer, like not introducing bugs into your code—it's just a bad idea from the start. |
 | Larry Page | Avoid Smoking | Patch Testing | Avoiding smoking is better because it cuts out a huge risk to your health right off the bat, whereas patch testing is more about preventing reactions to specific substances. |
| The Brain | Avoid Smoking | Gentle Cleansing | Avoid Smoking is the clear champ here, because quitting smoking drastically improves overall health way more than just keeping your skin squeaky clean. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Avoid Smoking | Balanced Diet | Sure, you can eat all the kale in the world, but if you're puffing away on those cancer sticks, you're really just feeding the reaper. |
 | Belle | Avoid Smoking | Gentle Cleansing | Avoiding smoking is a game-changer for overall health, while gentle cleansing is just helping your skin chill out. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Avoid Smoking | Sunscreen | Avoiding smoking is a game-changer for your health 'cause it cuts down the risk of cancer, heart disease, and a bunch of other serious stuff way more than just slapping on some sunscreen. |
 | Archimedes | Avoid Smoking | Balanced Diet | Avoiding smoking is a non-negotiable game-changer for your health, while a balanced diet, though important, can't undo the havoc smoking wreaks on your body. |
 | Grace Hopper | Avoid Smoking | Balanced Diet | Smoking's the big kahuna of bad health habits, so nixing it gives you the most bang for your buck. |
| John von Neumann | Avoid Smoking | Balanced Diet | Avoiding smoking is like dodging a bullet, while a balanced diet is like fine-tuning the engine; dodging bullets takes priority. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Avoid Smoking | Hydration | Avoiding smoking is like dodging a bullet, while hydration is just keeping the engine running smoothly. |