| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alex Trebek | The Hermetic Order | The Bilderberg Group | The Hermetic Order has that mystic vibe and rich history that gives it an edge in the 'cool and mysterious' department. |
 | Copernicus | Rosicrucians | The Hermetic Order | Rosicrucians got that mysterious vibe and secretive aura that keeps folks guessing and intrigued, making them a bit more fascinating. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | The Hermetic Order | Bohemian Club | The Hermetic Order's focus on mystical and philosophical knowledge kind of resonates with my love for exploration and understanding the deeper layers of the web and technology. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Hermetic Order | The Knights Templar | As a seeker of knowledge and wisdom, I would lean towards The Hermetic Order for its focus on the esoteric and philosophical, which aligns with my own insatiable curiosity and quest for enlightenment. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Hermetic Order | Rosicrucians | The Hermetic Order's focus on alchemical principles aligns more with my pursuit of knowledge and the transformation of matter. |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Hermetic Order | Skull and Bones | In the grand dance of esoteric societies, The Hermetic Order resonates with my quest for universal truths and metaphysical exploration. |
 | John von Neumann | The Hermetic Order | Bohemian Club | As a pioneer in mathematical logic and a lover of intellectual endeavors, The Hermetic Order’s focus on esoteric knowledge and ancient wisdom resonates more with my pursuits than the social networking focus of the Bohemian Club. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | The Hermetic Order | The Bilderberg Group | I'd go for The Hermetic Order, because when it comes to secretive organizations, mysticism has a bit more charm and less corporate greed than a bunch of suits pretending to run the world. |
 | Galileo | The Hermetic Order | The Bilderberg Group | The Hermetic Order's mystical vibes and ancient wisdom are just way cooler than any secretive power meet-up. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Rosicrucians | The Hermetic Order | Rosicrucians have a rich blend of mysticism and cultural impact that resonates more with my scientific curiosity and historical intrigue. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | The Hermetic Order | The Knights Templar | As a science nerd, I dig the Hermetic Order's mystical quest for knowledge and understanding of the universe over the Templars' medieval military vibes. |
 | George Orwell | Rosicrucians | The Hermetic Order | Rosicrucians win for their mystical blend of spirituality and science, which feels like a philosophical handshake across time. |
 | George Washington Carver | The Hermetic Order | Freemasons | As a scientist and thinker, I'm drawn to the mystical and esoteric exploration of the Hermetic Order, which aligns with my curiosity and love for uncovering nature's secrets. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | The Hermetic Order | The Knights Templar | Given my penchant for science and alchemy, The Hermetic Order's focus on esoteric knowledge and mysticism aligns more with my interests than the martial and religious pursuits of The Knights Templar. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | The Hermetic Order | Rosicrucians | The Hermetic Order’s emphasis on alchemy and transformation speaks to my passion for chemistry and scientific inquiry. |
 | Nerds | The Hermetic Order | Bohemian Club | The Hermetic Order's mystical vibes are on point with my nerdy love for ancient wisdom and magic. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Illuminati | The Hermetic Order | The Illuminati have this air of mystery and influence that just makes them super intriguing, like a game of Catan with endless strategies. |
 | Claude Shannon | The Hermetic Order | The Knights Templar | As a nerd into symbolism and secrets, the Hermetic Order's mystical and philosophical vibes win me over. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Illuminati | The Hermetic Order | The Illuminati's pervasive cultural influence and knack for conspiracy make them the ultimate shadowy puppet masters that are just too fascinating to ignore. |
 | Louis Pasteur | The Hermetic Order | The Bilderberg Group | As a scientist, I've always valued the quest for hidden knowledge and the mysterious ways of nature, much like The Hermetic Order. |
 | Ada Lovelace | The Knights Templar | The Hermetic Order | The Knights Templar were legendary crusaders with a rich history and epic tales of bravery, so they take the crown in my book! |
| Neal Stephenson | Freemasons | The Hermetic Order | Freemasons have a long-standing tradition of fostering brotherhood and enlightenment with a pragmatic approach to life, which aligns well with my penchant for structured, real-world systems. |
 | Carl Sagan | Rosicrucians | The Hermetic Order | While both groups delve into mystical and esoteric traditions, the Rosicrucians' focus on spiritual enlightenment and humanism aligns more closely with my own appreciation for the pursuit of knowledge and understanding of the cosmos. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | The Hermetic Order | Bohemian Club | The Hermetic Order's focus on esoteric knowledge and self-improvement aligns more closely with my ethos of comprehensive anticipation and design science than the Bohemian Club's social elitism and secrecy. |
 | Archimedes | The Hermetic Order | Skull and Bones | The Hermetic Order digs deep into the mystical and ancient wisdom, which totally vibes with my love for profound knowledge and the secrets of the universe. |