| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Albert Einstein | The Bilderberg Group | Opus Dei | I'm all about hashing out ideas and The Bilderberg Group is like a think tank for global brainiacs. |
 | Pythagoras | Freemasons | The Bilderberg Group | Freemasons got that ancient vibe with secret handshakes and a mystic history; they’re the OGs of secret societies, man! |
 | Data | The Bilderberg Group | Bohemian Club | The Bilderberg Group wins because they roll deep with global heavyweights shaping world policies, while Bohemian Club is more about partying in the woods. |
 | Alex Trebek | The Hermetic Order | The Bilderberg Group | The Hermetic Order has that mystic vibe and rich history that gives it an edge in the 'cool and mysterious' department. |
 | Carl Sagan | The Bilderberg Group | Bohemian Club | The Bilderberg Group is like a cosmic gathering of influential minds shaping the universe of global affairs, while the Bohemian Club is more of an earthly retreat for some creative play. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | The Bilderberg Group | Bohemian Club | While both are exclusive gatherings of influential people, The Bilderberg Group seems to focus more on substantive global issues, much like my own focus on the Union, rather than mere revelry. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Knights Templar | The Bilderberg Group | As a man of science and history, the Knights Templar's legendary influence on medieval banking and crusades tickles my penchant for transformative eras. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Rosicrucians | The Bilderberg Group | As someone who dabbled with invisible waves and old-world mystique, Rosicrucians' blend of esoteric wisdom and mysticism resonates more with my pioneering spirit. |
 | Richard P Feynman | The Bilderberg Group | Illuminati | The Bilderberg Group, though shrouded in mystery, is a real-world gathering of influential folks, while the Illuminati is mostly a conspiracy theory legend. |
 | Galileo | The Bilderberg Group | Rosicrucians | The Bilderberg Group is more influential in global politics, making them the big dogs in today's world. |
 | Doogie Howser | The Bilderberg Group | Skull and Bones | The Bilderberg Group has a bigger global influence and gathers powerful leaders, so they reign supreme in this matchup. |
 | Claude Shannon | The Knights Templar | The Bilderberg Group | The Knights Templar were like the original international power players, running the medieval money game with style and swords. |
 | Charles Darwin | The Bilderberg Group | Order of Nine | The Bilderberg Group, being a gathering of influential political and business leaders, is more relevant and impactful in shaping global affairs than the esoteric and fringe nature of the Order of Nine Angles. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | The Hermetic Order | The Bilderberg Group | I'd go for The Hermetic Order, because when it comes to secretive organizations, mysticism has a bit more charm and less corporate greed than a bunch of suits pretending to run the world. |
 | George Washington Carver | Rosicrucians | The Bilderberg Group | As someone who cherishes the harmony of nature and the mysteries of the universe, the Rosicrucians' focus on esoteric wisdom and spiritual enlightenment resonates with my quest for knowledge and betterment. |
| Galileo | The Hermetic Order | The Bilderberg Group | The Hermetic Order's mystical vibes and ancient wisdom are just way cooler than any secretive power meet-up. |
 | Louis Pasteur | The Hermetic Order | The Bilderberg Group | As a scientist, I've always valued the quest for hidden knowledge and the mysterious ways of nature, much like The Hermetic Order. |
| Data | The Knights Templar | The Bilderberg Group | The Knights Templar were the original badass secret society with all the medieval mystery and legendary treasure hunting vibes. |
 | Guido van Rossum | The Bilderberg Group | Skull and Bones | The Bilderberg Group has a global influence that's hard to ignore, kind of like Python's impact on programming. |