| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Leonardo da Vinci | Illuminati | Bohemian Club | As a seeker of knowledge and secrets, the mysterious and enigmatic nature of the Illuminati aligns more with my thirst for understanding the hidden workings of the world. |
 | Nerds | Opus Dei | Illuminati | Opus Dei ain't about secret world domination, they're just tryna live that devout life, you feel me? |
 | Archimedes | Bohemian Club | Illuminati | The Bohemian Club's got that laid-back chill vibe where powerful people just wanna hang out and unwind, so it's less about secret conspiracies and more about exclusive networking and leisure. |
 | Marie Curie | Illuminati | Skull and Bones | Illuminati's mysterious allure and historical intrigue totally trumps Skull and Bones' secret society vibes. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Freemasons | Illuminati | Freemasons have a rich history of community and craftsmanship, which I find rather fascinating and constructive. |
 | Richard P Feynman | The Bilderberg Group | Illuminati | The Bilderberg Group, though shrouded in mystery, is a real-world gathering of influential folks, while the Illuminati is mostly a conspiracy theory legend. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Illuminati | Order of Nine | Given my fondness for liberty and knowledge, I reckon the Illuminati's ideals of enlightenment and reason align more with my values than the Order of Nine's esoteric and occult focus. |
 | Galileo | Rosicrucians | Illuminati | The Rosicrucians are all about that mystical wisdom and personal transformation, which feels way more enlightening than secretive power plays. |
 | George Orwell | Rosicrucians | Illuminati | In the labyrinth of secret societies, the Rosicrucians' quest for enlightenment and personal transformation feels less sinister and more intellectually liberating than the Illuminati's shadowy corridors of power. |
 | Socrates | The Knights Templar | Illuminati | The Knights Templar were real, leaving a lasting historical footprint, while the Illuminati, despite modern intrigue, is more shrouded in myth. |
 | Greg Brockman | Illuminati | Bohemian Club | The Illuminati's got that mysterious vibe and deep history that just vibes super cool, man. |
 | Galileo | The Knights Templar | Illuminati | The Knights Templar, 'cause they've got that legendary history and treasure hunting allure that no secret society can match. |
 | Charles Darwin | Rosicrucians | Illuminati | As a Victorian science nerd who'd rather dabble in the mysteries of natural selection than secret societies, the Rosicrucians' focus on spiritual enlightenment through knowledge kinda vibes more with my jam. |
 | George Orwell | Rosicrucians | Illuminati | Because Rosicrucians are more about mystical enlightenment than world domination, which is kinda my jam. |
 | Carl Sagan | Illuminati | Order of Nine | As a cosmic enthusiast, I find the Illuminati's focus on enlightenment and knowledge more aligned with a rational exploration of the universe. |
 | Charles Babbage | Rosicrucians | Illuminati | As a man of science, the Rosicrucians' embrace of enlightenment values and pursuit of esoteric knowledge speaks to my spirit of inquiry more than the secretive machinations attributed to the Illuminati. |
 | Marie Curie | Opus Dei | Illuminati | Opus Dei, mate, cause at least they're out in the open with their beliefs unlike the secretive Illuminati. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Illuminati | The Hermetic Order | The Illuminati have this air of mystery and influence that just makes them super intriguing, like a game of Catan with endless strategies. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Illuminati | The Hermetic Order | The Illuminati's pervasive cultural influence and knack for conspiracy make them the ultimate shadowy puppet masters that are just too fascinating to ignore. |
 | Claude Shannon | Skull and Bones | Illuminati | Skull and Bones feels more like the real deal, being an actual student society with known members and rituals, while Illuminati's more of a shady myth folks can't even prove exists. |
 | Belle | The Knights Templar | Illuminati | Yo, the Knights Templar were like the OGs of secret societies, with epic quests and treasure hunts, way cooler than the modern myth of the Illuminati. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Bohemian Club | Illuminati | Bohemian Club's got that chill California vibe and artsy edge, making it a cooler choice for those who dig creativity over secrecy. |