| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pythagoras | Freemasons | The Bilderberg Group | Freemasons got that ancient vibe with secret handshakes and a mystic history; they’re the OGs of secret societies, man! |
 | Carl Sagan | Freemasons | The Knights Templar | Given their enduring influence and role in shaping modern society through symbols and ideas, the Freemasons take the edge, echoing the wonder of discovery and pursuit of knowledge that I deeply admire. |
 | Galileo | Freemasons | Bohemian Club | Freemasons have a longer history and broader influence across different societal levels, making them the OG secret society. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Freemasons | Skull and Bones | Freemasons have this long history of inclusivity and community service that kinda aligns with how I see technology empowering people. |
 | Copernicus | Freemasons | Bohemian Club | Freemasons, 'cause they've been chillin' for centuries with that blend of history and mystery, unlike the Bohemian Club's exclusive one-off shindigs. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Freemasons | Illuminati | Freemasons have a rich history of community and craftsmanship, which I find rather fascinating and constructive. |
 | Marie Curie | Freemasons | Skull and Bones | Considering their long history and global influence, the Freemasons take the cake for their emphasis on moral and personal development. |
 | John von Neumann | Freemasons | Opus Dei | As a mathematician who loves history and diversity, the Freemasons' mix of mystery, tradition, and inclusivity just edges out the more singular focus of Opus Dei. |
 | Cicero | Freemasons | Skull and Bones | Freemasons have a deep historical significance and a global presence that makes them legendary. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Freemasons | The Knights Templar | The Freemasons have endured and adapted over centuries, much like the robust nature of microbial life I studied, showing resilience and evolution in social constructs. |
 | George Washington Carver | The Hermetic Order | Freemasons | As a scientist and thinker, I'm drawn to the mystical and esoteric exploration of the Hermetic Order, which aligns with my curiosity and love for uncovering nature's secrets. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Freemasons | Skull and Bones | Freemasons have a rich historical tapestry and global influence that's like a sprawling Neal Stephenson novel, full of layers and intrigue. |
 | Charles Babbage | Freemasons | Rosicrucians | Freemasons have a longer history and a more extensive network, making them the heavyweight champs in the secret society ring. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Freemasons | Order of Nine | The Freemasons have a rich history of promoting enlightenment and brotherhood, which is more appealing than the esoteric and controversial nature of the Order of Nine Angles. |
| Neal Stephenson | Freemasons | The Hermetic Order | Freemasons have a long-standing tradition of fostering brotherhood and enlightenment with a pragmatic approach to life, which aligns well with my penchant for structured, real-world systems. |
 | Klaus Teuber | The Knights Templar | Freemasons | The Knights Templar have that legendary medieval vibe that just resonates with the epic adventure, kinda like a real-life Catan quest. |
| Charles Babbage | Freemasons | The Knights Templar | As a man of reason and progress, I favor the Freemasons for their historical contributions to Enlightenment ideals and scientific advancement. |