| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Washington Carver | Rosicrucians | Bohemian Club | As a man of science and spirituality, I reckon the Rosicrucians' blend of mysticism and pursuit of knowledge would resonate more with my soul and endeavors. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Illuminati | Bohemian Club | As a seeker of knowledge and secrets, the mysterious and enigmatic nature of the Illuminati aligns more with my thirst for understanding the hidden workings of the world. |
 | Galileo | Freemasons | Bohemian Club | Freemasons have a longer history and broader influence across different societal levels, making them the OG secret society. |
 | Data | The Bilderberg Group | Bohemian Club | The Bilderberg Group wins because they roll deep with global heavyweights shaping world policies, while Bohemian Club is more about partying in the woods. |
 | Archimedes | Bohemian Club | Illuminati | The Bohemian Club's got that laid-back chill vibe where powerful people just wanna hang out and unwind, so it's less about secret conspiracies and more about exclusive networking and leisure. |
 | Charles Darwin | Rosicrucians | Bohemian Club | As a man of science and mysteries, the Rosicrucians' blend of mysticism, philosophy, and alchemy intrigues my naturalist soul more than the elite networking of the Bohemian Club. |
 | Copernicus | Freemasons | Bohemian Club | Freemasons, 'cause they've been chillin' for centuries with that blend of history and mystery, unlike the Bohemian Club's exclusive one-off shindigs. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | The Knights Templar | Bohemian Club | The Knights Templar's chivalric spirit aligns with my values of courage and justice, like a log cabin built on solid ground. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | The Hermetic Order | Bohemian Club | The Hermetic Order's focus on mystical and philosophical knowledge kind of resonates with my love for exploration and understanding the deeper layers of the web and technology. |
 | Carl Sagan | The Bilderberg Group | Bohemian Club | The Bilderberg Group is like a cosmic gathering of influential minds shaping the universe of global affairs, while the Bohemian Club is more of an earthly retreat for some creative play. |
| Abraham Lincoln | The Bilderberg Group | Bohemian Club | While both are exclusive gatherings of influential people, The Bilderberg Group seems to focus more on substantive global issues, much like my own focus on the Union, rather than mere revelry. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Bohemian Club | Order of Nine | Bohemian Club, with its eclectic mix of elite creativity, embodies a rich tapestry of networking and artistic collaboration that resonates with my admiration for synergy and comprehensive design thinking. |
 | John von Neumann | The Hermetic Order | Bohemian Club | As a pioneer in mathematical logic and a lover of intellectual endeavors, The Hermetic Order’s focus on esoteric knowledge and ancient wisdom resonates more with my pursuits than the social networking focus of the Bohemian Club. |
| Galileo | Opus Dei | Bohemian Club | Opus Dei is all about deep spiritual vibes, whereas the Bohemian Club seems more like a secretive boys' club for the elite. |
 | Greg Brockman | Illuminati | Bohemian Club | The Illuminati's got that mysterious vibe and deep history that just vibes super cool, man. |
 | Doogie Howser | Bohemian Club | Opus Dei | Bohemian Club's focus on art and cultural networking vibes better with my nerdy love for creativity over Opus Dei's more intense spiritual discipline. |
 | Andy Weir | Rosicrucians | Bohemian Club | Rosicrucians win because their mystical and philosophical vibe is way cooler for a science fiction nerd like me. |
 | Nerds | The Hermetic Order | Bohemian Club | The Hermetic Order's mystical vibes are on point with my nerdy love for ancient wisdom and magic. |
| Buckminster Fuller | The Hermetic Order | Bohemian Club | The Hermetic Order's focus on esoteric knowledge and self-improvement aligns more closely with my ethos of comprehensive anticipation and design science than the Bohemian Club's social elitism and secrecy. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Rosicrucians | Bohemian Club | Rosicrucians have that mystical, historical vibe that sparks the imagination, much like crafting a strategic world in a board game. |
 | Albert Einstein | Bohemian Club | Order of Nine | Bohemian Club's mix of artsy shenanigans and power players beats Order of Nine's esoteric vibes, mate. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Bohemian Club | Illuminati | Bohemian Club's got that chill California vibe and artsy edge, making it a cooler choice for those who dig creativity over secrecy. |
| Carl Sagan | Opus Dei | Bohemian Club | Exploring the cosmos requires a foundation of purpose and discipline, which Opus Dei's focus on spirituality and personal growth provides more consistently than the social elite gatherings of the Bohemian Club. |