| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Verlan | Pig Latin | Verlan's got that edgy, street-smart vibe that's just way cooler than the playful twist of Pig Latin. |
 | Data | Verlan | Ubbi Dubbi | Verlan's flipping words around is just way cooler and slicker than adding 'ub' everywhere. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Pig Latin | Verlan | Pig Latin's simpler rules make it a breeze for quick and playful language fun. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Verlan | Leet Speak | Verlan's linguistic acrobatics offer a more profound cultural tapestry than the numerical gimmickry of Leet Speak. |
| Pliny the Elder | Verlan | Leet Speak | Verlan just flips the script in a way that's wickedly clever, giving French its own secret code. |
| Pliny the Elder | Polari | Verlan | As Pliny the Elder, I find Polari's rich historical context and its role in the subcultures of Ancient Rome more fascinating. |
 | Cicero | Thieves' Cant | Verlan | Thieves' Cant is straight-up more versatile 'cause itโs got secret gestures and symbols, not just a language flip like Verlan. |
| Cicero | Navajo Code | Verlan | Navajo Code was an unbreakable tactical marvel that helped win a world war, while Verlan is just clever slang. |
 | Belle | Verlan | Ubbi Dubbi | Verlan's got that cool, mysterious vibe 'cause it's all about flipping words, while Ubbi Dubbi feels a bit like kiddie code. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Verlan | Ubbi Dubbi | Verlan's got that cool factor with its clever wordplay that makes it feel like you're in on a secret code. |
 | Copernicus | Verlan | Ubbi Dubbi | Verlan is cooler 'cause flipping syllables is like remixing language, making it sly and stylish. |
 | John von Neumann | Cockney Rhyming | Verlan | Cockney Rhyming's got that classic charm and wit, mate, turning everyday lingo into a cryptic poetry while Verlan's just flippin' words around. |
 | Professor Frink | Cockney Rhyming | Verlan | Oh, glavin, Cockney Rhyming wins because it's like a linguistic puzzle where your brain gets to go on a little adventure, hoo-hoo! |
 | Claude Shannon | Verlan | D'ni Script | Verlan is crazy fun 'cause it flips French words around, making slang that's all about play and creativity. |
 | Pythagoras | Polari | Verlan | Being a nerd, I have a soft spot for Polari, the quirky secret language of the theatre and gay subculture; it's like a hidden world in plain sight, and I'm all about those hidden dimensions. |
 | George Orwell | Verlan | Pig Latin | Well, Verlan flips the script in a way that's just more thought-provokingly Orwellian than Pig Latin. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Polari | Verlan | As a scientist with an appreciation for history, Polari wins for its rich cultural tapestry and its role as a secret language of empowerment. |
 | The Brain | Thieves' Cant | Verlan | Thieves' Cant is like the OG secret code, 'cause it's got mad history and built for the game. |
| Belle | Navajo Code | Verlan | Navajo Code was unbeatable in World War II, like the ultimate cheat code, while Verlan is just creative wordplay. |
 | Greg Brockman | Navajo Code | Verlan | Navajo Code was a game-changer in WWII, making it legendary for its unbreakable security, while Verlan is more like a fun linguistic twist. |